Thursday, September 29, 2005
PORN! yeah right!
I'm busy designing my new template design these days and u can be sure it'd be a top-notch one. Still some way to go and i'm not expecting it to be completed until next week. Right, since some people deem me a flirt i shall share my basic knowledge of flirting. Well, first and foremost i shall say flirting can be a healthy activity but only for SINGLES!
Fundementals of flirting:
1. Carry yourself well. First impression and posture is extremely vital, most girls generally look at your physical appearances first. Its always good to stand no more than an arm's length away when talking instead of cornering her and makes her feel intimidated.
2. Triple 'E' rule. Enthusiam, excitement, energy. Fully charge yourself with these 3 Es before meeting her. You will probably find yourself in a positive mind and in the right frame of mood to be an effective flirt.
3. Listening. This is the most important of all, every women expect the guy to listen patiently and enthusiastically. Girls always want attention and this is probably the best way u can show her u're attentive to her. Note that your eyes should not wander about when listening, especially if she's wearing a low cut cleavage revealing top. She'd probably think u're a pervert!
4. Eye contact. I duno about others but my eyes are my most effective weapon. Haha this sounds so thick skin but nevertheless its true. Use your eyes to give powerful stares of desire because its possible to make a girl's heart skip a beat with your playful, lusty wink. (Note that its wink, not winks!) Smile just as u're starting to look away and there's always a chance she got the message and u might just receive a smile back!
5. What to talk about?. I'd say keeping the conversation simple and short with humour is the best way. Tell me, which girl doesn't likes humour? Flatter and praise her if u can, she'd love it. But be sure not to dampen her pride when doing so! Avoid the word 'fat', really!
6. Be confident. Confidence is the key to success, girls love guys who are sure about themselves. Believe me, girls find self-assured and confident guys a turn on!
These are just some of the important and basic issue to be concerned with flirting. I find almost every girl saying that guys are flirts. This is quite easy to say or feel so after a bad experience, but one bad experience does not make other guys a flirt. The problem is still the tendency of girls to judge a book by its cover.
As for myself, yes i'm a flirt but only when i'm single. I'm not desperate or can't live without female company but like i say, flirting is a healthy form of activity. Its also about socializing and widening your circle of friends. Anyway, there're 2 kinds of flirt - desperate and friendly. Desperate flirts are usually those who seek girls all the time, talking stupid things like "eh u very sexy today leh hee", and they're usually the touchy types who wanna get close to the girl. Friendly ones are usually those who socialize well and create an air of excitement in a conversation between 2 opposite sexes. No prize for guessing which category i fall into - Friendly Flirt!
One fine day i was digging up my old radio in the storeroom when i stumbled upon men's magazine or porn books, whatever you call them. Now the amazing thing is these are real ANTIQUES! Late 1970s and early 1980s porn magazine!! Here are some of the amazing pictures i took of some of the magazines...
The current types of men's magazine...
I'm busy designing my new template design these days and u can be sure it'd be a top-notch one. Still some way to go and i'm not expecting it to be completed until next week. Right, since some people deem me a flirt i shall share my basic knowledge of flirting. Well, first and foremost i shall say flirting can be a healthy activity but only for SINGLES!
Fundementals of flirting:
1. Carry yourself well. First impression and posture is extremely vital, most girls generally look at your physical appearances first. Its always good to stand no more than an arm's length away when talking instead of cornering her and makes her feel intimidated.
2. Triple 'E' rule. Enthusiam, excitement, energy. Fully charge yourself with these 3 Es before meeting her. You will probably find yourself in a positive mind and in the right frame of mood to be an effective flirt.
3. Listening. This is the most important of all, every women expect the guy to listen patiently and enthusiastically. Girls always want attention and this is probably the best way u can show her u're attentive to her. Note that your eyes should not wander about when listening, especially if she's wearing a low cut cleavage revealing top. She'd probably think u're a pervert!
4. Eye contact. I duno about others but my eyes are my most effective weapon. Haha this sounds so thick skin but nevertheless its true. Use your eyes to give powerful stares of desire because its possible to make a girl's heart skip a beat with your playful, lusty wink. (Note that its wink, not winks!) Smile just as u're starting to look away and there's always a chance she got the message and u might just receive a smile back!
5. What to talk about?. I'd say keeping the conversation simple and short with humour is the best way. Tell me, which girl doesn't likes humour? Flatter and praise her if u can, she'd love it. But be sure not to dampen her pride when doing so! Avoid the word 'fat', really!
6. Be confident. Confidence is the key to success, girls love guys who are sure about themselves. Believe me, girls find self-assured and confident guys a turn on!
These are just some of the important and basic issue to be concerned with flirting. I find almost every girl saying that guys are flirts. This is quite easy to say or feel so after a bad experience, but one bad experience does not make other guys a flirt. The problem is still the tendency of girls to judge a book by its cover.
As for myself, yes i'm a flirt but only when i'm single. I'm not desperate or can't live without female company but like i say, flirting is a healthy form of activity. Its also about socializing and widening your circle of friends. Anyway, there're 2 kinds of flirt - desperate and friendly. Desperate flirts are usually those who seek girls all the time, talking stupid things like "eh u very sexy today leh hee", and they're usually the touchy types who wanna get close to the girl. Friendly ones are usually those who socialize well and create an air of excitement in a conversation between 2 opposite sexes. No prize for guessing which category i fall into - Friendly Flirt!
One fine day i was digging up my old radio in the storeroom when i stumbled upon men's magazine or porn books, whatever you call them. Now the amazing thing is these are real ANTIQUES! Late 1970s and early 1980s porn magazine!! Here are some of the amazing pictures i took of some of the magazines...
The current types of men's magazine...
...And those in the 1970s and 1980s!
The contents inside today's men magazine...
...and those of 1970s and 80s!
look at the differences btw the magazines of today and back then
porn in gym somemore!
i wonder why they are all in chinese...playboy too expensive?
very sexy leh mai siao siao alfro hair very stylish back then!
this is FUCKING disgusting look at the unshave armpit hair! still can pose liketat?! omfg!
look properly, this is a newborn baby coming out of her mother's hole (don't eee okie girls next time u also have to go through these!)
Now i know...1970s and 1980s porn stars wear swim suits and those 1 piece lingerie instead of bikinis, g-strings, thongs and brazilians. And somehow i think the trend back then is to have arm-pit hair! I think Dad and mom gonna kill me if they know i found out about these LOL!
posted by mango at 5:56 PM
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Wednesday, September 28, 2005
Metrosexual
I'm getting SICK and TIRED of people confounding metrosexual as gay, ah gua and even homosexual. There're even friends coming up to me saying things like: "u ah gua mah...", "why u so gay one...", "this bag very ah gua leh so girly...".
So what defines metrosexual? The fundementals are basically a young urban male with feminine traits but DEFINITELY STRAIGHT! Feminine traits are explained with the tendency to dress up stylishly, and is up to speed with anything trendy and sophisticated.
Its not hard to identify a metrosexual, they're usually the guys who love shopping, wouldn't mind a facial and seems to spot different shoes everytime you see them. I admit i wasn't metrosexual by birth but rather by choice and influence but nevertheless i'm proud to be one.
Stuffs a metrosexual possesses....you've yet to seen my wardrobe and the number of bags i have, not to mention shoes and perfume!
I'm getting SICK and TIRED of people confounding metrosexual as gay, ah gua and even homosexual. There're even friends coming up to me saying things like: "u ah gua mah...", "why u so gay one...", "this bag very ah gua leh so girly...".
So what defines metrosexual? The fundementals are basically a young urban male with feminine traits but DEFINITELY STRAIGHT! Feminine traits are explained with the tendency to dress up stylishly, and is up to speed with anything trendy and sophisticated.
Its not hard to identify a metrosexual, they're usually the guys who love shopping, wouldn't mind a facial and seems to spot different shoes everytime you see them. I admit i wasn't metrosexual by birth but rather by choice and influence but nevertheless i'm proud to be one.
Stuffs a metrosexual possesses....you've yet to seen my wardrobe and the number of bags i have, not to mention shoes and perfume!
Stuffs i use. shocked?
Hair-styling products are mostly cheap stuffs but i do use girl brands such as LUCIDOL.
I may use whitening cream and SK II, but I'm dead straight and 100% a guy deep inside. Its just that I'm very image conscious and vain. You can insist its ah gua for the fuck i care but well to say the least i know how to love and pamper myself. I just love the finer things in life, be it food or hygiene. And YES I love women, u can be dead sure about this, i've never once and will never twice think of having a guy as a partner!
I see some of the ladies complaining too. Hard creatures to please are they? You complain that u take nearly 20 tries to wheedle your guy into going shopping with u and now u're complaining about a guy who's asking u to go shopping! You complain to your guy about his unshaved beard and body odor and now u're saying he's too vain shaving everyday and changing all kinds of perfumes. You complain that your guy has got horrible dressing sense and now u're asking what the hell is he dressed likethat, so vain for what!?
I know for sure there will be girls who prefer retrosexual guys who are simple and extremely manly. But i've a sneaky feeling the majority, especially the younger generation prefer metrosexual as they can satisfy females' needs more. I once read a newspaper interview regarding Jolin Tsai and there was one question asking which kind of guy he'd consider for a bf and the answer was simply awesome - metrosexual. Not saying i stand a chance, that's laughable but stating that as a great example. Hey edison chen's metrosexual as well alright?! ha!
A: wassup
B: u chilling with the guys this evening?
A: meet u later as i'm about to have a facial @ wheelock
B: (Sniggering) what?!?!? I dint know u're so fucking vain zzz
A: must stay charming, so i going for a special milk treatment!
B: u spell metrosexual all over man!
A: (laughs) don't u wan to stay young looking and attract more hotties?
B: ahh...no wonder u're such a fucking casonova! so any tips?!
A: sure, get a skin scanning and face mapping!
B: siao! i mean tips on flirting with girls lah
A: get her to feel your skin bro!
B: ok now we're talking!
posted by mango at 11:54 PM
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Monday, September 26, 2005
Hope Devotion Courage Destiny
Initially it wasn't a show that interest me, but I went to watch it anyway since Owen sound so interested in it, still tell me 'cheap cheap nia'. 'Cinderella Man' turned out to be one of those shows that will be in my mind for time to come. Yes the movie poster makes us think the show's boring but its definitely not abit boring, unless you hate boxing.
Its a show that inspire me, its a show which taught me that hope,devotion,courage and destiny must be everpresent to be successful. I duno, but whenever i watch such shows i would get really motivated, wanting to be like the hero in the show. Okiee laugh at u want, mock at me all u want i know it sounds silly but nevertheless reality always start from dreams. =p
More importantly, the show brought back fresh memories of how I surived my own depression years. Just take a look at my result slips from secondary 3 onwards. Look at the year, grades and my promotion status.
Initially it wasn't a show that interest me, but I went to watch it anyway since Owen sound so interested in it, still tell me 'cheap cheap nia'. 'Cinderella Man' turned out to be one of those shows that will be in my mind for time to come. Yes the movie poster makes us think the show's boring but its definitely not abit boring, unless you hate boxing.
Its a show that inspire me, its a show which taught me that hope,devotion,courage and destiny must be everpresent to be successful. I duno, but whenever i watch such shows i would get really motivated, wanting to be like the hero in the show. Okiee laugh at u want, mock at me all u want i know it sounds silly but nevertheless reality always start from dreams. =p
More importantly, the show brought back fresh memories of how I surived my own depression years. Just take a look at my result slips from secondary 3 onwards. Look at the year, grades and my promotion status.
1998 - horrible results, all fail except english and pls look at my position in class!
1999 - 2nd year in sec 3 still fail again by afew marks!
2000 - 3rd year in sec 3 and i finally passed....with flying colors!
my o level certificate - no As but i'm proud of it!
Some of u will have probably heard of my story but the majority haven't. Under most similiar circumstances I'm pretty dead sure many of u guys would have given up upon failing the 2nd time. Worst still, many schools would not have granted a student to repeat TWICE at a certain level. I'm thankful to the principal then, and I will always be.
You can assume anything, u can say all u want, but u can't take this away from me. This is my personal glory, its something I worked super hard for. At the end of 1999 I'm in the dumps, failed secondary 3 at the 2nd time and had to repeat again when most of my friends had already passed out. Had already broken the school canning record, 13 strokes to be exact. Everyone including my parents had given up on me. Summarise it up: Nobody gave me a chance, nobody helped me, nobody gave a damn. At times i bumped into friends who had graduate they would say things like "wah floyd, u still in sch uniform ah? buay paiseh ah?". Yes I felt shameful but yes I know one day my time would come, one day they'd be made to eat their words.
At that point it's total depression. I had a choice though, wave the white flag and go to NS and start working OR fight the war. I choosed the 2nd option and its the best decision I've ever made in my life i swear. Yes the starting is always hard, getting the self belief back, trying to learn everything myself, gaining the belief and respect of everyone back and all I could said is, I fought the war myself. Nobody gave a damn about it, nobody believe me, but it doesn't matter because I believed in myself, I was determined to finish the 'race' even if it takes me as long as the great wall of china. When received my N'Levels result slip which has grade 1 for english, 2 for geography and 3 for accounts, everyone still insist its a fluke or 'tyco'. I wanted to fuck them in the face i wear but okiee its only N'Levels, just wait till i get my O'Levels results.
And the day I collected my O'Levels result slip was the proudest moment in my life. Pior to that i had such a horrible incident i swear i nearly fainted. I took the wrong result slip and its a FAILED one. I swear i was entrancingly relieved when the person said "hey floyd u took the wrong result slip, here's yours!". I looked @ it and started jumping, running around the hall! I din't know what to say, at the moment i just wished all the bloody fuckers and idiots would be there so I could slam my bloody result slip right in their face. PASSED! Yes its nothing great, all Bs and Cs but to me it's already a miracle. Nobody will know and understand the depression years i went through, the amount of stick and shit i take from all the fuckers out there.
This is life, u always fight for what u want. Reality starts from dreams and requires courage, hope, devotion and destiny to make it happen. It may have taken me 7 horrible years to finish sec school, but so what? At the end of the day i'm at the same level as those bastards and its just that I took abit longer. I may be slower but i'm determined to complete the race.
Some of u will have probably heard of my story but the majority haven't. Under most similiar circumstances I'm pretty dead sure many of u guys would have given up upon failing the 2nd time. Worst still, many schools would not have granted a student to repeat TWICE at a certain level. I'm thankful to the principal then, and I will always be.
You can assume anything, u can say all u want, but u can't take this away from me. This is my personal glory, its something I worked super hard for. At the end of 1999 I'm in the dumps, failed secondary 3 at the 2nd time and had to repeat again when most of my friends had already passed out. Had already broken the school canning record, 13 strokes to be exact. Everyone including my parents had given up on me. Summarise it up: Nobody gave me a chance, nobody helped me, nobody gave a damn. At times i bumped into friends who had graduate they would say things like "wah floyd, u still in sch uniform ah? buay paiseh ah?". Yes I felt shameful but yes I know one day my time would come, one day they'd be made to eat their words.
At that point it's total depression. I had a choice though, wave the white flag and go to NS and start working OR fight the war. I choosed the 2nd option and its the best decision I've ever made in my life i swear. Yes the starting is always hard, getting the self belief back, trying to learn everything myself, gaining the belief and respect of everyone back and all I could said is, I fought the war myself. Nobody gave a damn about it, nobody believe me, but it doesn't matter because I believed in myself, I was determined to finish the 'race' even if it takes me as long as the great wall of china. When received my N'Levels result slip which has grade 1 for english, 2 for geography and 3 for accounts, everyone still insist its a fluke or 'tyco'. I wanted to fuck them in the face i wear but okiee its only N'Levels, just wait till i get my O'Levels results.
And the day I collected my O'Levels result slip was the proudest moment in my life. Pior to that i had such a horrible incident i swear i nearly fainted. I took the wrong result slip and its a FAILED one. I swear i was entrancingly relieved when the person said "hey floyd u took the wrong result slip, here's yours!". I looked @ it and started jumping, running around the hall! I din't know what to say, at the moment i just wished all the bloody fuckers and idiots would be there so I could slam my bloody result slip right in their face. PASSED! Yes its nothing great, all Bs and Cs but to me it's already a miracle. Nobody will know and understand the depression years i went through, the amount of stick and shit i take from all the fuckers out there.
This is life, u always fight for what u want. Reality starts from dreams and requires courage, hope, devotion and destiny to make it happen. It may have taken me 7 horrible years to finish sec school, but so what? At the end of the day i'm at the same level as those bastards and its just that I took abit longer. I may be slower but i'm determined to complete the race.
posted by mango at 11:59 PM
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Sunday, September 25, 2005
Courtesy is the way of life
Whatever happened to 'courtesy is the way of life' is purely reflected in the picture below. A picture speaks volumes for everything, and in this case it only reflects how unmannerly we Singaporeans can get.
In the mist of a peak Sunday @ the food court in Jurong Point, I was having lunch and suddenly people keep putting trays with left-overs beside the table to mine. Whatever happened to the cleaners remains unknown, they took like 15mins to come and clear the table. What makes the sight of that table stomach-turning is the food that's on some of the trays. There were 'stuffs that people chewed and spit out', and all sort of disgusting left-overs.
I looked at my 'yong tau fu' and felt like puking. $3.50 gone, i cant eat with such a sickening sight beside me. Its not like there wasn't a place for placing trays, there were 2 or 3 and yet these fucking people choosed to mess it up like that. And the cleaners? Well i admit it's a peak hour and the food court was packed but shouldn't the management be prepared for it and hire afew more cleaners during such a day or hour? Worst still, some spoons and forks were not properly washed and u can easily see dirt on them. I won't be surprised if someone used them without noticing the 'shit' on the spoons and get a tummy ache.
Here are some pictures i took before and during soccer, do have a gd laugh @ some of them. Lets start with Mr Owen who's turning 'ah gua' and went to buy hair bands/clips or whatever u call them =D
Alright i admitted Mr Elmo and myself bought a hairband each too...well i wanted this look...
...but i got this shitty look instead! omg..
And these sandals look so cool..but the price-tag makes me sick....$52 for some rubber slippers!
Here are the rest of the pictures....hahahaha!
I'm sorry if u're a man utd fan but i really got to celebrate this one...... lol
Whatever happened to 'courtesy is the way of life' is purely reflected in the picture below. A picture speaks volumes for everything, and in this case it only reflects how unmannerly we Singaporeans can get.
In the mist of a peak Sunday @ the food court in Jurong Point, I was having lunch and suddenly people keep putting trays with left-overs beside the table to mine. Whatever happened to the cleaners remains unknown, they took like 15mins to come and clear the table. What makes the sight of that table stomach-turning is the food that's on some of the trays. There were 'stuffs that people chewed and spit out', and all sort of disgusting left-overs.
I looked at my 'yong tau fu' and felt like puking. $3.50 gone, i cant eat with such a sickening sight beside me. Its not like there wasn't a place for placing trays, there were 2 or 3 and yet these fucking people choosed to mess it up like that. And the cleaners? Well i admit it's a peak hour and the food court was packed but shouldn't the management be prepared for it and hire afew more cleaners during such a day or hour? Worst still, some spoons and forks were not properly washed and u can easily see dirt on them. I won't be surprised if someone used them without noticing the 'shit' on the spoons and get a tummy ache.
Here are some pictures i took before and during soccer, do have a gd laugh @ some of them. Lets start with Mr Owen who's turning 'ah gua' and went to buy hair bands/clips or whatever u call them =D
Alright i admitted Mr Elmo and myself bought a hairband each too...well i wanted this look...
...but i got this shitty look instead! omg..
And these sandals look so cool..but the price-tag makes me sick....$52 for some rubber slippers!
Here are the rest of the pictures....hahahaha!
I'm sorry if u're a man utd fan but i really got to celebrate this one...... lol
posted by mango at 9:16 PM
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Friday, September 23, 2005
Complications of life
I'm contented to know that there's at least a couple of vistiors reading my blog! Yay! Least i din't get a pathetic ZERO for visitor number count! Its always nice and encouraging to hear what people have to say upon reading your posts, so i hope u guys could give me your comments if any by clicking the 'damn comments' which is located below every post! Cheerios!
We all came into this world the same way. Through our mom's womb - naked, cover with blood and crying/screaming. Is it right to say therefore we share the same complications in life? Complications that is: friends and love.
Conspicuously i've been brooding over why friends are so two-faced. Some say friends are one of the best gifts from god but i say friends are the biggest disappointments in my life. What makes a true friend? One that would stand by u during your darkest days, one who sees your soul and not your 'shell', one who finds it hard to say 'no' to your desperate cries for help and one who spares a thought for your feelings. The pivotal point of recognizing our true friends are always during our 'crisis' times in life.
A and B used to be best friends but drifted apart over the years. Some time later....
A: Hey brother can lend me $200? I return u asap ok?
B: *Thinking hard*
In the past, whenever A is hanging out or going anywhere he would ask B along, include him in everything and never allow him to be left out. Sometime later for no particular reasons he only contact B whenever he need help, and its always money or girls issues. B thought through everything and said to himself.."It would be better if he fuck off from my life!".
I do ponder if there's such a thing as 'giving face' amongst friendships. I do have some 'popular' or 'influencing' classmates who organise stuffs activities such as clubbing sessions, ktv sessions, shopping days or movies. Their calls seem to be answered all the time by the majority and that's only expected. Fine. This ain't no sour grapes, just pure disappointment and anger. Whenever, and god knows how many times, I suggested anything is always greeted with half hearted responses. What are half hearted responses.
"errr duno leh.."
"got who go?.."
"hmmm very sian leh..."
"no bah u all go loh..."
"i sick...(immediately changes his msn nick to "XXXX sick")"
"no reply" (most common)
"no money leh..."
I will hold my hands up if what i suggested was something stupid or outrageous but attending a party? Okie maybe its its true that there are always occupied days on people's calendar. But the reason is always seemily me, myself and i. Incredibly Floyd's suggestions and calls are always met with negative responses. And whenever Mr or Miss Popular is calling, I'm expected to go. And for fuck's sake i'm always the last to know about anything. Its like..."we discuss la finish liao someone tell floyd loh..he sure go one lah...".
Conversations i'm always left out. Please do just tell me straight in my face "hey its a fucking painstaking task talking to u man!". Yes i admit i do need repetition sometimes but its as if i asked for it and u have to ask god why he gave me such a fucking shit.
I don't believe in best friends, even though i love my friends. I always find it hard to say no to anything they request, even on a bad day or a bad mood. But where has all these come to? Nothing, just more disappointments.
Singlehood or Attached? A key question a number of us face out there and i guess this is something which have no definite answer. Its really down to how each and everyone of us see things and as we know, different people have different perspectives.
Literally i feel being attached has an advantage over singlehood. Yes i know in singlehood we could do anything we wish like nobody's business. We could flirt for all we want, spend as we wish, and do things the way we like and. These are really some of the best points of singlehood that a relationship can't offer. Unless u wanna cheat on your partner or hurt him/her. So what about a relationship then? For sure it offers love, care and having someone that could make your day and aplenty of others more.
Make no mistake, people who are in a relationship tends to say singlehood is better and vice versa. I guess the best is to mix both singlehood and attached together. That means a relationship that doesn't ties one down, with freedom and respect. Its not plain sailing though, trust is easily broken but difficult to regain. But if there's enough trust and mutal respect for each other's priorities such a relationship is attainable and its way better than being single!
Tired after reading such a long post? Here's a joke!
A: hey u know scuba diving?
B: ya why?
A: wanna go?
B: where?
A: at pulau chebeh!
B: ...pulau wat? apa?
A: PULAU CHEBEH!
B: wtf r u talking?
A: cheebeh la!
I'm contented to know that there's at least a couple of vistiors reading my blog! Yay! Least i din't get a pathetic ZERO for visitor number count! Its always nice and encouraging to hear what people have to say upon reading your posts, so i hope u guys could give me your comments if any by clicking the 'damn comments' which is located below every post! Cheerios!
We all came into this world the same way. Through our mom's womb - naked, cover with blood and crying/screaming. Is it right to say therefore we share the same complications in life? Complications that is: friends and love.
Conspicuously i've been brooding over why friends are so two-faced. Some say friends are one of the best gifts from god but i say friends are the biggest disappointments in my life. What makes a true friend? One that would stand by u during your darkest days, one who sees your soul and not your 'shell', one who finds it hard to say 'no' to your desperate cries for help and one who spares a thought for your feelings. The pivotal point of recognizing our true friends are always during our 'crisis' times in life.
A and B used to be best friends but drifted apart over the years. Some time later....
A: Hey brother can lend me $200? I return u asap ok?
B: *Thinking hard*
In the past, whenever A is hanging out or going anywhere he would ask B along, include him in everything and never allow him to be left out. Sometime later for no particular reasons he only contact B whenever he need help, and its always money or girls issues. B thought through everything and said to himself.."It would be better if he fuck off from my life!".
I do ponder if there's such a thing as 'giving face' amongst friendships. I do have some 'popular' or 'influencing' classmates who organise stuffs activities such as clubbing sessions, ktv sessions, shopping days or movies. Their calls seem to be answered all the time by the majority and that's only expected. Fine. This ain't no sour grapes, just pure disappointment and anger. Whenever, and god knows how many times, I suggested anything is always greeted with half hearted responses. What are half hearted responses.
"errr duno leh.."
"got who go?.."
"hmmm very sian leh..."
"no bah u all go loh..."
"i sick...(immediately changes his msn nick to "XXXX sick")"
"no reply" (most common)
"no money leh..."
I will hold my hands up if what i suggested was something stupid or outrageous but attending a party? Okie maybe its its true that there are always occupied days on people's calendar. But the reason is always seemily me, myself and i. Incredibly Floyd's suggestions and calls are always met with negative responses. And whenever Mr or Miss Popular is calling, I'm expected to go. And for fuck's sake i'm always the last to know about anything. Its like..."we discuss la finish liao someone tell floyd loh..he sure go one lah...".
Conversations i'm always left out. Please do just tell me straight in my face "hey its a fucking painstaking task talking to u man!". Yes i admit i do need repetition sometimes but its as if i asked for it and u have to ask god why he gave me such a fucking shit.
I don't believe in best friends, even though i love my friends. I always find it hard to say no to anything they request, even on a bad day or a bad mood. But where has all these come to? Nothing, just more disappointments.
Singlehood or Attached? A key question a number of us face out there and i guess this is something which have no definite answer. Its really down to how each and everyone of us see things and as we know, different people have different perspectives.
Literally i feel being attached has an advantage over singlehood. Yes i know in singlehood we could do anything we wish like nobody's business. We could flirt for all we want, spend as we wish, and do things the way we like and. These are really some of the best points of singlehood that a relationship can't offer. Unless u wanna cheat on your partner or hurt him/her. So what about a relationship then? For sure it offers love, care and having someone that could make your day and aplenty of others more.
Make no mistake, people who are in a relationship tends to say singlehood is better and vice versa. I guess the best is to mix both singlehood and attached together. That means a relationship that doesn't ties one down, with freedom and respect. Its not plain sailing though, trust is easily broken but difficult to regain. But if there's enough trust and mutal respect for each other's priorities such a relationship is attainable and its way better than being single!
Tired after reading such a long post? Here's a joke!
A: hey u know scuba diving?
B: ya why?
A: wanna go?
B: where?
A: at pulau chebeh!
B: ...pulau wat? apa?
A: PULAU CHEBEH!
B: wtf r u talking?
A: cheebeh la!
posted by mango at 11:47 PM
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Alcohol & A Slut
Alcohol & a slut - how are these 2 related? Well, alcohol can transform a bitch into a slut as I found out tonight.
She had either been drinking heavily, taken drugs or having a sudden craving to be FUCKED! Swaying from side to side she walked, right to the extremely packed dance floor like a drunkard going to the toilet. She bumped into a guy. "Wooooosh!" He grabbed her waist and immediately a scene similiar to hungry africans rushing for free food formed. She french kissed the guy who was holding her but seemed to be too weak, occasionally squating down. Like hungry africans, lots of hands show up from nowwhere, trying to snatch as much 'food' as possible. A guy pulled down her black tube and bra, sucking her boobs while she seem to too weak to resist or rather should i say 'enjoying' it. Hands were all over her, neck, boobs, waist, belly, butt, pussy. Another guy pulled down her mini skirt, revealing a black g-string. All the guys rush forward, stroking their dicks on her body. By now she tried resisting but to avail. Well tell me how the fuck can a kitten fight a pack of tigers? Strangely, all these while people dancing around them seem to notice but nobody gave a damn about it, not even the security guards. I wonder what the fuck they are paid to do, or are they pcc-ing in their pants? No sooner than 15mins later they grabbed her and disappeared into the crowd, probably to someone's home and the rest of the scenario i guess its pretty easy to guess.
Talk about guys being desperates and perverts, well why don't they talk about sluts? And if u're still wondering where this took place, its at Club MoMo. A pity i din't brought my digital camera along!! God damn it!!
I've a feeling many went home in anger and disappointment tonight. 12.30pm and the public queue was as long as the queue for an autograph session for a superstar. Worst still there's a notice pasted on the walls stating 'FULL HOUSE!'. I look at the queue and saw many holding presale tickets priced @ $14. I can't help feeling sorry for these people who can't go in and wasted $14 for queuing up. Blame the management of MoMo. Why couldn't they allow those with presale tickets to enter first? Its ridiculous paying $14 and couldn't even get a refund.
I caught 'The Myth' @ PS before clubbing...
Alcohol & a slut - how are these 2 related? Well, alcohol can transform a bitch into a slut as I found out tonight.
She had either been drinking heavily, taken drugs or having a sudden craving to be FUCKED! Swaying from side to side she walked, right to the extremely packed dance floor like a drunkard going to the toilet. She bumped into a guy. "Wooooosh!" He grabbed her waist and immediately a scene similiar to hungry africans rushing for free food formed. She french kissed the guy who was holding her but seemed to be too weak, occasionally squating down. Like hungry africans, lots of hands show up from nowwhere, trying to snatch as much 'food' as possible. A guy pulled down her black tube and bra, sucking her boobs while she seem to too weak to resist or rather should i say 'enjoying' it. Hands were all over her, neck, boobs, waist, belly, butt, pussy. Another guy pulled down her mini skirt, revealing a black g-string. All the guys rush forward, stroking their dicks on her body. By now she tried resisting but to avail. Well tell me how the fuck can a kitten fight a pack of tigers? Strangely, all these while people dancing around them seem to notice but nobody gave a damn about it, not even the security guards. I wonder what the fuck they are paid to do, or are they pcc-ing in their pants? No sooner than 15mins later they grabbed her and disappeared into the crowd, probably to someone's home and the rest of the scenario i guess its pretty easy to guess.
Talk about guys being desperates and perverts, well why don't they talk about sluts? And if u're still wondering where this took place, its at Club MoMo. A pity i din't brought my digital camera along!! God damn it!!
I've a feeling many went home in anger and disappointment tonight. 12.30pm and the public queue was as long as the queue for an autograph session for a superstar. Worst still there's a notice pasted on the walls stating 'FULL HOUSE!'. I look at the queue and saw many holding presale tickets priced @ $14. I can't help feeling sorry for these people who can't go in and wasted $14 for queuing up. Blame the management of MoMo. Why couldn't they allow those with presale tickets to enter first? Its ridiculous paying $14 and couldn't even get a refund.
I caught 'The Myth' @ PS before clubbing...
Kim Hee-Seon is simple ravishing and elegant! I'm starting to love korean actress more these days gee! As for the movie itself, i would say dreamers, fairy-tale lovers, unrealistic people and of cause Jackie Chan fans should watch it. Its an unrealistic story, just as its title 'The Myth' suggest.
Someone asked me the definition of 'A special someone' today. I may not be correct, i may not say what u wished to hear, but anyway....'a special someone' to me is...
someone who could make my day...someone who could make my heart miss a beat...someone who holds a special place in my heart...
Different people have different inclinations, I can't probably please everyone.
posted by mango at 6:12 AM
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Wednesday, September 21, 2005
Naked Truths - The Prelude
It's here, its been launched, its public! Kudos to me, kudos to naked truths! Hey I know some of u peeps have been bugging me for my blog so here it is and i expect some pretty enthusiastic comments! =p
Admittedly I've blogged before but its an extremely private one, so private that I'm the only one who knows of its existance. So this makes it my 'first' ever blog, a public one to say the least.
mynakedtruths - thoughts like: "why this address!?"....."naked?!" are bound to clog some curious minds out there. Well, allow me to explain that 'naked' is by no means refering to the "naked (porn)" that some corrupted minds out there might be thinking. Rather, it meant honesty.
Food for thought :
Why do I blog then? Honestly there are just 2 reasons :
1. I love writing (sec sch peeps of mine can justify this claim)
2. Hopefully in years' time I would be able to look back at my past with lots of consequential memories.
I happened to stumble upon some artical called 'fashion faus pas'.
Say what u want, I'm horribbly disgusted with people who dress like they've got "OH! so great jessica simpson" figures when all they've got is just lumps of FATS! Before u start screaming your head off and reprimanding me, do get this point clear: "I do not have anything against fat people but I do have something against fat people who dress like they've 34-24-34 figures". Bad thing is that more and more girls out there are dressing that way, u know with all those low cut hipster jeans or mini skirts. This especially applies to the clubbing scene where there're plenty of girls wearing those extremely short mini skirts and spagh tops or whatever and for god's sake they do need to take a look at their legs and tighs before wearing those skirts! Blame Levis' for producing low cut hipsters? Nah, blame the bimbos who duno their limits. Personally if I was sitting down behind those 2 ladies especially the one on the right, I would have difficulties holding on to my appetite let alone touch my food.
Nevertheless thumbs up for having the guts to dress that way, peace!
It's here, its been launched, its public! Kudos to me, kudos to naked truths! Hey I know some of u peeps have been bugging me for my blog so here it is and i expect some pretty enthusiastic comments! =p
Admittedly I've blogged before but its an extremely private one, so private that I'm the only one who knows of its existance. So this makes it my 'first' ever blog, a public one to say the least.
mynakedtruths - thoughts like: "why this address!?"....."naked?!" are bound to clog some curious minds out there. Well, allow me to explain that 'naked' is by no means refering to the "naked (porn)" that some corrupted minds out there might be thinking. Rather, it meant honesty.
Food for thought :
Does a naked person has anything to hide? You got the answer and u got the meaning of nakedtruths!
Why do I blog then? Honestly there are just 2 reasons :
1. I love writing (sec sch peeps of mine can justify this claim)
2. Hopefully in years' time I would be able to look back at my past with lots of consequential memories.
I happened to stumble upon some artical called 'fashion faus pas'.
low waist and cellulite?
Say what u want, I'm horribbly disgusted with people who dress like they've got "OH! so great jessica simpson" figures when all they've got is just lumps of FATS! Before u start screaming your head off and reprimanding me, do get this point clear: "I do not have anything against fat people but I do have something against fat people who dress like they've 34-24-34 figures". Bad thing is that more and more girls out there are dressing that way, u know with all those low cut hipster jeans or mini skirts. This especially applies to the clubbing scene where there're plenty of girls wearing those extremely short mini skirts and spagh tops or whatever and for god's sake they do need to take a look at their legs and tighs before wearing those skirts! Blame Levis' for producing low cut hipsters? Nah, blame the bimbos who duno their limits. Personally if I was sitting down behind those 2 ladies especially the one on the right, I would have difficulties holding on to my appetite let alone touch my food.
Nevertheless thumbs up for having the guts to dress that way, peace!
Nike's launching its new vending machine for....no prizes for guessing....soccer balls! Their idea of promoting football anywhere/anytime is simply marvelous! Just imagine being able to save time travelling to shopping malls to get a ball. One question though...."what if the ball that came out of the vending machine is 'punctured'?"
posted by mango at 8:53 PM
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