Sunday, October 30, 2005
School's back
Today's my last day of holidays and though i can't wait for school to start due to missing it quite alot, i dread attending tomorrow's lesson as well. The first lesson especially. The thought of having to walk into a class full of total strangers and then having to sit all alone in one corner of the lab like a pathetic kid is enough to make me sick right up there.
Worst is the stupid break from 1-5pm. Whoever set this time-table is such a senseless moronic dumbass! Just look: 11-1pm lesson...then 1-5pm break, followed by 5-6pm lecture. Damn...this is crazy what am i supposed to do during those 4 hours which will surely seem like 4 years? I thought last semester was the only time i have to endure such a stupid time table but looks like i have to suffer for another 5 months, fuck man! And wednesday i'm supposed to go school for 1 stupid hour then go home, omg screw the person who set this time table!
How i miss semester 1!! Every lesson we have 1 whole class together and there are always so much fun and lame stuffs. We can even go and play soccer in the hot sun during break then go for lesson sweating like hell. Little wonder they said "enjoy year 1 while u can"!
Today's my last day of holidays and though i can't wait for school to start due to missing it quite alot, i dread attending tomorrow's lesson as well. The first lesson especially. The thought of having to walk into a class full of total strangers and then having to sit all alone in one corner of the lab like a pathetic kid is enough to make me sick right up there.
Worst is the stupid break from 1-5pm. Whoever set this time-table is such a senseless moronic dumbass! Just look: 11-1pm lesson...then 1-5pm break, followed by 5-6pm lecture. Damn...this is crazy what am i supposed to do during those 4 hours which will surely seem like 4 years? I thought last semester was the only time i have to endure such a stupid time table but looks like i have to suffer for another 5 months, fuck man! And wednesday i'm supposed to go school for 1 stupid hour then go home, omg screw the person who set this time table!
How i miss semester 1!! Every lesson we have 1 whole class together and there are always so much fun and lame stuffs. We can even go and play soccer in the hot sun during break then go for lesson sweating like hell. Little wonder they said "enjoy year 1 while u can"!
posted by mango at 5:26 PM
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Thursday, October 27, 2005
Forfeits!
Chalet always makes me sick, all the junk and bbq heaty food, all the alcohol mixtures and beers and bla bla bla. So my usual routine after i come back from a chalet will be:
1. unpack stuff
2. check mails and stuff
3. sleep 20 hours
4. wake up feeling sick
5. hello! doctor
Alright cut the crap get down to the point, a picture tells a thousand words but please be patient when waiting for the pictures to load. And some of them are fucking gross so u've been warned!
Chalet always makes me sick, all the junk and bbq heaty food, all the alcohol mixtures and beers and bla bla bla. So my usual routine after i come back from a chalet will be:
1. unpack stuff
2. check mails and stuff
3. sleep 20 hours
4. wake up feeling sick
5. hello! doctor
Alright cut the crap get down to the point, a picture tells a thousand words but please be patient when waiting for the pictures to load. And some of them are fucking gross so u've been warned!
On the train to pasir ris, we saw this group of kids who look no older than 7 years old playing 'daidee' on the floor of bugis mrt station! The picture is blur coz i took the picture inside my train.
Sissy Owen's 'dao pok' is growing bigger day by day i do wonder if he went for breast implants.
Meanwhile Elmo has decided to become an Ah Beng.....
deuce bigalow ain't not-big-below...
This is fucking act-retarded hahaha but actually he's just drunk lol
Relaxing and tanning by the poolside.
Gay-ing in the pool, poor Chris got raped by Daniel and me!
The Game - Forfeit
The Rules - A pack of cards, a group of players. The 2 unlucky fellows who draw the 2 aces will be 'forced' to do some lame evil disgusting act by the rest of us. Here are some of the 'best' i managed to snap!
Champion - Alvin & Sze Wei
Use mouth to unzip and unbutton the pants!
1st Runner-Up - Shanky and Alan
'Transfer' vodka into each other's mouth, must 'transfer' back without swallowing!
2nd Runner-Up - Owen and Sze Wei
Apply Kaya onto the body and the other person uses lips to suck and lick everything up!
Actually there are alot more but i can't probably display all of them. Others include strip dancing, cock grabbing, smooching, rubbing ice on body using mouth, ear licking, etc. It was one hell of a night, nobody was spared thankfully i only kena one time and kinda easy one too - ear licking! Here are some of the rest....
At 5am, finally the game ends, that is everyone have 'performed' an act. But the real madness has only just began! Vodka, Black Cat, Carlsberg, Barcadi, Orange/Apple Juice, Rose Syrup, 7-UP etc, we mixed all the funny drinks and those who played got drunk!
I got a shock when i went to pee!
It took 3 guys and a hard time to drag him onto the bed and within afew mins he's back on the floor after 'collasping' while walking to the toilet!
Look at Shawn's vomit, its the result of mixing alcohol anyhow!
Irwan was stoning likethat for like 20mins
There are more pictures but for privacy reasons i shall not display them. Here are the rest of the pictures randomly.
Muhahaha happy guessing!
Alvin needs a chio bu desperately
Kylie and me
posted by mango at 5:12 PM
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Sunday, October 23, 2005
Donkey
Finally my much anticipated 'annual' class chalet has arrive (24th - 26th). Nothing special, no big deal but to me this is a much needed break to relax and it will be good to see all the familiar faces again i kind of miss everyone of them sometimes. Looking back to 2003 June when we first enter that bloody classroom, we've come a long way. Almost 3 years man and soon we'll all be having our prom night and graduation day woot! Looking forward to this chalet hopefully it will be as fun as all the previous ones, and do wait for my next post there will be god damn lots of pictures for sure lol!
Have a look at this ........
Finally my much anticipated 'annual' class chalet has arrive (24th - 26th). Nothing special, no big deal but to me this is a much needed break to relax and it will be good to see all the familiar faces again i kind of miss everyone of them sometimes. Looking back to 2003 June when we first enter that bloody classroom, we've come a long way. Almost 3 years man and soon we'll all be having our prom night and graduation day woot! Looking forward to this chalet hopefully it will be as fun as all the previous ones, and do wait for my next post there will be god damn lots of pictures for sure lol!
Have a look at this ........
A woman is driving her car on the road....
And a man is driving his car on the same road but in the opposite direction.
When they pass each other, the woman opens her window and shouts to the man:
DONKEY!
The man immediately responds:
BITCH!
Both continue their separate ways, the man being very satisfied with his quick and bitchy reaction.
And just as he reaches his first curve in the road…
Moral of the story:
Men never really understand what women are trying to say to them.
posted by mango at 10:45 PM
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Saturday, October 22, 2005
It does matters
Technology and fashion may change over the years but 1 thing remain as stereotyped as ever, that is looks. Yes looks does matters!
Is there such a thing as 'the heart matters more than looks'? Yes there is. Is there such a thing as 'looks are important'? Yes too, there is. Complicated? Maybe not, just sum it up - looks and character are both vital especially in the case of dating or choosing a partner. So which is more important? Character definitely, without doubts, but looks is not far away as i can tell u. Many of us include looks in our list when we choose a partner, choose a date, select an employee and even when making a friend.
Of all those 4 points i guess 'when making a friend' seem the most ridiculous but its true. The good looking ones out there, how many of u would actually consider it when an ugly guy or plain jane wants to befriend u? Imagine this siutation on friendster and i can tell u they will find the small 'x' box on the top right hand corner of their internet explorer window more attractive than to even consider befriending the guy/gal. I admit i'm no different from them, but i'm not saying i'm good looking just saying that i do consider looks sometimes when choosing a friend, especially on the net. This is usually how i decide.....
*new friend request*
Me: click and check who is it
Me: 1st thing i notice - photo
If i find it appealing - accept
If i don't find it appealing - reject and close the window
Cruel it might seem but its just reality in fact. Generally good looking people would want a good looking partner/bf/gf but 8 out of 10 of these good looking people end up having an average or below average partner. Why? Tell me how do u fight fire with fire?!
Good looks attracts trouble. Good looks brings insecurity. Argue all u want but its true, just imagine having a very attractive bf/gf and whereever u go with him/her everyone just can't take their eyes off him/her. How do u feel? Jealous. What will probably happen? Quarrel. This aside, having a good looking partner also means u have to be aware of what is going on around him/her, such as whether there would be girls/guys trying to catch his/her attention or flirt with him/her. How would u feel? Insecure. What would probably happen? U tend to get more possessive and lose the trust. Good looking people are also the most risky ones, they know they have the looks to really win anyone's heart, they know they have choices and thats where taking things for granted starts. Yes there're good looking people who doesn't think or behave this way but the chances of meeting them are low.
Lets just face it, all of us yearn for a captivating cutie hunk or a gorgeous babe despite knowing our limits and the risks they bring, don't we? Even if it means making a fool out of ourselves or being left red-faced after rejection, some of us actually don't care. Looks is just so important that i know some friends of mine who simply date accordinly to looks. They want to feel proud or good to have someone so attractive walking beside them on the streets and just in case they bump into their friends on the streets they can proudly 'show off' their glamorous date.
Even when walking on the streets most of us will only wanna bio those who are cute or good looking ones, so what happens to the plain janes or guys? Treated like invisible people. What actually makes looking at cute /handsome/pretty people on the streets so appealing to us? For me its the imginations that often fill my mind, when i see a babe. I might just go....."wow how great if only she's my gf..", and i think this is actually what makes people so happy or excited when they spot a hunk/babe on the streets. Is this lust or desperation? I don't think so, this is more to normal. But there are also people who spot a babe and go "wah look at that low cut hipster and D-cup boobs, if i can squeeze it sure shiok!", and these are the pervertic ones. Once again, good looks attracts troubles!
Whats becomes of the not-so-good-looking ones then? Rejection is the word to use. They often face more rejection than others in their lives. I have a plain jane friend who failed to get a job after an interview because the next interviewee was a pretty girl. There was another incident at a party where a group of guys approach a group of girls to invite them to dance, there were a guy and a girl left after everyone had choosen their dance partners. Guess what? The girl said: "forget it i think i'd better get a drink there than dance with u". Everyone who heard it can't help feeling sorry for the guy and the girl wasn't that pretty also.
Good looks doesn't guarantee a good heart. In the past i'd only date the good looking girls, in fact the more good looking the girl is, the more determined i am to date her and win her heart. Alas as i found out, their character either sucks or we have personality clashes. The worse that can happen is when a girl thinks she's some big fuck, behaving like a queen, and the same goes for a guy. Moral of the story - looker instead of just looking at the surface. Specially for people who have a soft tendency to get carried away or influenced with some sweet words or feelings.
Technology and fashion may change over the years but 1 thing remain as stereotyped as ever, that is looks. Yes looks does matters!
Is there such a thing as 'the heart matters more than looks'? Yes there is. Is there such a thing as 'looks are important'? Yes too, there is. Complicated? Maybe not, just sum it up - looks and character are both vital especially in the case of dating or choosing a partner. So which is more important? Character definitely, without doubts, but looks is not far away as i can tell u. Many of us include looks in our list when we choose a partner, choose a date, select an employee and even when making a friend.
Of all those 4 points i guess 'when making a friend' seem the most ridiculous but its true. The good looking ones out there, how many of u would actually consider it when an ugly guy or plain jane wants to befriend u? Imagine this siutation on friendster and i can tell u they will find the small 'x' box on the top right hand corner of their internet explorer window more attractive than to even consider befriending the guy/gal. I admit i'm no different from them, but i'm not saying i'm good looking just saying that i do consider looks sometimes when choosing a friend, especially on the net. This is usually how i decide.....
*new friend request*
Me: click and check who is it
Me: 1st thing i notice - photo
If i find it appealing - accept
If i don't find it appealing - reject and close the window
Cruel it might seem but its just reality in fact. Generally good looking people would want a good looking partner/bf/gf but 8 out of 10 of these good looking people end up having an average or below average partner. Why? Tell me how do u fight fire with fire?!
Good looks attracts trouble. Good looks brings insecurity. Argue all u want but its true, just imagine having a very attractive bf/gf and whereever u go with him/her everyone just can't take their eyes off him/her. How do u feel? Jealous. What will probably happen? Quarrel. This aside, having a good looking partner also means u have to be aware of what is going on around him/her, such as whether there would be girls/guys trying to catch his/her attention or flirt with him/her. How would u feel? Insecure. What would probably happen? U tend to get more possessive and lose the trust. Good looking people are also the most risky ones, they know they have the looks to really win anyone's heart, they know they have choices and thats where taking things for granted starts. Yes there're good looking people who doesn't think or behave this way but the chances of meeting them are low.
Lets just face it, all of us yearn for a captivating cutie hunk or a gorgeous babe despite knowing our limits and the risks they bring, don't we? Even if it means making a fool out of ourselves or being left red-faced after rejection, some of us actually don't care. Looks is just so important that i know some friends of mine who simply date accordinly to looks. They want to feel proud or good to have someone so attractive walking beside them on the streets and just in case they bump into their friends on the streets they can proudly 'show off' their glamorous date.
Even when walking on the streets most of us will only wanna bio those who are cute or good looking ones, so what happens to the plain janes or guys? Treated like invisible people. What actually makes looking at cute /handsome/pretty people on the streets so appealing to us? For me its the imginations that often fill my mind, when i see a babe. I might just go....."wow how great if only she's my gf..", and i think this is actually what makes people so happy or excited when they spot a hunk/babe on the streets. Is this lust or desperation? I don't think so, this is more to normal. But there are also people who spot a babe and go "wah look at that low cut hipster and D-cup boobs, if i can squeeze it sure shiok!", and these are the pervertic ones. Once again, good looks attracts troubles!
Whats becomes of the not-so-good-looking ones then? Rejection is the word to use. They often face more rejection than others in their lives. I have a plain jane friend who failed to get a job after an interview because the next interviewee was a pretty girl. There was another incident at a party where a group of guys approach a group of girls to invite them to dance, there were a guy and a girl left after everyone had choosen their dance partners. Guess what? The girl said: "forget it i think i'd better get a drink there than dance with u". Everyone who heard it can't help feeling sorry for the guy and the girl wasn't that pretty also.
Good looks doesn't guarantee a good heart. In the past i'd only date the good looking girls, in fact the more good looking the girl is, the more determined i am to date her and win her heart. Alas as i found out, their character either sucks or we have personality clashes. The worse that can happen is when a girl thinks she's some big fuck, behaving like a queen, and the same goes for a guy. Moral of the story - looker instead of just looking at the surface. Specially for people who have a soft tendency to get carried away or influenced with some sweet words or feelings.
This is not a discrimination against ugly people, this is purely my personal opinion and experience. Read between the lines and u will see that i actually prefer character over looks.
Picture of the day - my new David Beckham Instinct Perfume
It smells very manly! rofl!
posted by mango at 4:33 PM
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Wednesday, October 19, 2005
L.O.S.E.R!
My internet problem is finally solved, finally i can enjoy lag-free connection once again. Its such a misery not being able to use my laptop during those laggy days.
Its unthinkable how sore a person can be when they lost a love battle. I can't imagine any 26yr old guy behaving like a 6yr old kid stomping his feets whining about a lost cause. But this has certainly happened, unbelievable and shocking to say. I would certainly understand if it was some 15 or 16 year old kid crying foul after he lost to a rival in love. But a guy who is supposely 4 years more matured than me? This is making me laugh my ass off! I wouldn't mind if people say things that are true but people who make up stories behind me? FUCK THEM!
When we love and CARE about a person, do we treat the person like a substitue? Do we go around saying things like "eh your bf looks like a shit", "he's so fucking short and ugly"? Thanks anyway for saying those, at least now i know u're jealous i'm better looking than u, really!
Back to 'CARE', when we care about a person we want the person to be happy even though we can't be with him/her, am i right? By saying stupid things like "he only wants u for sex", "he's a love cheater", do we ensure the person will be peaceful? Will the person be happy? Nah its more like unsettling people's business. Thanks anyway, for saying these childish things at least we've seen what a sore loser u're!
Get these fucking facts right u LOSER!
If u wanna talk crap behind me i'd rather u be a man and DO IT RIGHT IN FRONT OF ME!
If u wanna say i'm ugly make sure u're A DOZEN MILES better looking than me!
Don't behave like a sissy gay, such a sore loser! So what if u're bigger and taller than me? U've got brains that are smaller than a nut! Don't fucking think u know everything about me after looking at me for a pathetic few hours u dumb fuck!
Don't come whining to everyone when u're the one who threw away everything yourself in the first place. Don't think u can fucking force people to do things, u're not even her dad!
My internet problem is finally solved, finally i can enjoy lag-free connection once again. Its such a misery not being able to use my laptop during those laggy days.
Its unthinkable how sore a person can be when they lost a love battle. I can't imagine any 26yr old guy behaving like a 6yr old kid stomping his feets whining about a lost cause. But this has certainly happened, unbelievable and shocking to say. I would certainly understand if it was some 15 or 16 year old kid crying foul after he lost to a rival in love. But a guy who is supposely 4 years more matured than me? This is making me laugh my ass off! I wouldn't mind if people say things that are true but people who make up stories behind me? FUCK THEM!
When we love and CARE about a person, do we treat the person like a substitue? Do we go around saying things like "eh your bf looks like a shit", "he's so fucking short and ugly"? Thanks anyway for saying those, at least now i know u're jealous i'm better looking than u, really!
Back to 'CARE', when we care about a person we want the person to be happy even though we can't be with him/her, am i right? By saying stupid things like "he only wants u for sex", "he's a love cheater", do we ensure the person will be peaceful? Will the person be happy? Nah its more like unsettling people's business. Thanks anyway, for saying these childish things at least we've seen what a sore loser u're!
Get these fucking facts right u LOSER!
If u wanna talk crap behind me i'd rather u be a man and DO IT RIGHT IN FRONT OF ME!
If u wanna say i'm ugly make sure u're A DOZEN MILES better looking than me!
Don't behave like a sissy gay, such a sore loser! So what if u're bigger and taller than me? U've got brains that are smaller than a nut! Don't fucking think u know everything about me after looking at me for a pathetic few hours u dumb fuck!
Don't come whining to everyone when u're the one who threw away everything yourself in the first place. Don't think u can fucking force people to do things, u're not even her dad!
GROW UP AND GET A LIFE U PRICK!!
FUCK OFF U MORONIC PINHEAD!!
posted by mango at 1:17 PM
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Sunday, October 16, 2005
Bangalah & The Rain
My weekend went quite smoothly save for 1 disgusting incident on Saturday. I went to answer the call of nature in the toilet of somerset mrt station and there happen to be a bangalah/indian or watever inside. Nothing unusual, he was combing his hair in front of the mirror so i went to do my business. Then he came over to the bown beside me and did his business too, but his eyes was like keep looking at my lil brother so i look at him fiercely and it seemed to work, he stop looking. You guys should know, a vainpot like me simply love taking my own sweet time in front of the mirror doing my hair, and thats when i saw what i've never seen before. The mirror reflection showed the bangalah masturbating himself, in front of me in a public toilet! Okie i'm god damn sure he's masturbating alright, how else would someone take like 10mins to urinate? Furthermore, i could even see his bloody fucking dick omg, i felt like beating the fuck out of him right away but then he din't touch me or anything so i just went out of the toilet fast.
In my whole life i've never seen a guy pcc into the toilet bowl in a public toilet like nobody's business, and whats more this is a bangalah whose supposed to be more interested in girls instead of guys?
2nd thoughts - am i that gd looking that even gays can pcc over the sight of me? damn disgusting argh!
Other than this, Saturday went quite well. Been quite long since i had the chance to actually spend Saturday walking through town, playing pool, and some shopping. Thanks to darling the long wait was over.
Rainy rainy Sunday, why does it always have to rain when i wan a good game of soccer? Heaven hates me it seem. Left with no choice, we played the whole afternoon in the heavy rain. Nobody seemed to mind anyway, it was fun and our energy seem to last forever without feeling tired. Today reminds me of my secondary one days, where we always play soccer in the rain and get muddy all over. Truly enjoyed today but i forgot to bring any extra clothes and underwear along, so i had to stand in the train with water dripping all over while on the way home. I must have looked really stupid out there!
Cold! The weather's so good to sleep today yawns......
My weekend went quite smoothly save for 1 disgusting incident on Saturday. I went to answer the call of nature in the toilet of somerset mrt station and there happen to be a bangalah/indian or watever inside. Nothing unusual, he was combing his hair in front of the mirror so i went to do my business. Then he came over to the bown beside me and did his business too, but his eyes was like keep looking at my lil brother so i look at him fiercely and it seemed to work, he stop looking. You guys should know, a vainpot like me simply love taking my own sweet time in front of the mirror doing my hair, and thats when i saw what i've never seen before. The mirror reflection showed the bangalah masturbating himself, in front of me in a public toilet! Okie i'm god damn sure he's masturbating alright, how else would someone take like 10mins to urinate? Furthermore, i could even see his bloody fucking dick omg, i felt like beating the fuck out of him right away but then he din't touch me or anything so i just went out of the toilet fast.
In my whole life i've never seen a guy pcc into the toilet bowl in a public toilet like nobody's business, and whats more this is a bangalah whose supposed to be more interested in girls instead of guys?
2nd thoughts - am i that gd looking that even gays can pcc over the sight of me? damn disgusting argh!
Other than this, Saturday went quite well. Been quite long since i had the chance to actually spend Saturday walking through town, playing pool, and some shopping. Thanks to darling the long wait was over.
Rainy rainy Sunday, why does it always have to rain when i wan a good game of soccer? Heaven hates me it seem. Left with no choice, we played the whole afternoon in the heavy rain. Nobody seemed to mind anyway, it was fun and our energy seem to last forever without feeling tired. Today reminds me of my secondary one days, where we always play soccer in the rain and get muddy all over. Truly enjoyed today but i forgot to bring any extra clothes and underwear along, so i had to stand in the train with water dripping all over while on the way home. I must have looked really stupid out there!
Cold! The weather's so good to sleep today yawns......
posted by mango at 6:29 PM
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Friday, October 14, 2005
Emptiness
There was once a period of time in my life where Fridays are always the day i look forward to. Whether it was hanging out till late midnight doing crazy things, talking crap or clubbing, i miss them all.
Sitting listlessly in my room typing this entry now, i wonder where have all those good old days gone to. Most things just doesn't last, how the can this statement be?
I miss the Fridays where at this time I'd be busy thinking of what to wear and preparing to go out. The Fridays that always seem to be my stress-remover every week. The booze, the fun, dancings, the girl-watchings, the long queues, the midnight supper and so much more. Those were the days, sigh....
I feel so empty, maybe its because of my mood swings, but i guess its because of the good old things that i'm missing on a Friday night. Damn Friday nights @ home can be so miserable man!
Decided to spend this month's shopping spree on GNC products instead of clothes or other stuffs. Spend almost 550 bucks during the last 2 days on some clothes, shoes and these GNC products i bought this morning. Cost me a bomb, $378 in all and i'm so fucking broke now =(
There was once a period of time in my life where Fridays are always the day i look forward to. Whether it was hanging out till late midnight doing crazy things, talking crap or clubbing, i miss them all.
Sitting listlessly in my room typing this entry now, i wonder where have all those good old days gone to. Most things just doesn't last, how the can this statement be?
I miss the Fridays where at this time I'd be busy thinking of what to wear and preparing to go out. The Fridays that always seem to be my stress-remover every week. The booze, the fun, dancings, the girl-watchings, the long queues, the midnight supper and so much more. Those were the days, sigh....
I feel so empty, maybe its because of my mood swings, but i guess its because of the good old things that i'm missing on a Friday night. Damn Friday nights @ home can be so miserable man!
Decided to spend this month's shopping spree on GNC products instead of clothes or other stuffs. Spend almost 550 bucks during the last 2 days on some clothes, shoes and these GNC products i bought this morning. Cost me a bomb, $378 in all and i'm so fucking broke now =(
posted by mango at 7:47 PM
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Wednesday, October 12, 2005
A - Z
My internet's still lagging awfully and unbelievably slow, so bad that i din't even bothered to online but i had a carving for blogging! This seemed lame but anyway i believe there are many things about me that's not known. Have a nice time with this!
An A to Z definition of floyd:
A is for As, i'm still waiting for my 1st A in poly after 2 1/2 years!
B is for birthdays, i hate celebrating people's birthday coz they don't give a damn about mine!
C is for cats, the animal i dread most. Well got bitten by one when i was 5 or 6 yrs old.
D is for durex, my preferred, tried and tested condom brand.
E is for eyes, my best physical feature.
F is for fluency in speaking, one thing god refuse to give me.
G is for g-strings, black would be nice!
H is for home, the place i'm most comfortable with.
I is for interviews, something i hate and dread.
J is for job, my last one was 3 1/2 years ago.
K is for kisses, i prefer it french.
L is for Liverpool, i'm a hardcore fan of theirs if u still dunno by now.
M is for moods, mine are ever changing all the time.
N is for ninja turtles, my favourite childhood toy and cartoon.
O is for operations, i had a total of 2 eyes and 1 tongue operations before.
P is for passion, i'm an extremely passionate person.
Q is for Q&A sessions, i always buy MCs to skip them!
R is for reading, one of my favourite past-times, belive it or not the choice is yours.
S is for sexual desires, mine is high.
T is for tequila, my fav alcoholic drink.
U is for urine, i once put some into my enemy's drink.
V is for virginity, i lost mine at the age of 18.
W is for writing, something i love doing.
X is for x-gf, i have 8 of them.
Y is for yellow, the nickname my bro and sis call me at home.
Z is for zebra pens, i once stole a whole box of it from popular and sell them in school.
Darling gave me a surprise with this in my email, thats so sweet of her isn't it? =D
My internet's still lagging awfully and unbelievably slow, so bad that i din't even bothered to online but i had a carving for blogging! This seemed lame but anyway i believe there are many things about me that's not known. Have a nice time with this!
An A to Z definition of floyd:
A is for As, i'm still waiting for my 1st A in poly after 2 1/2 years!
B is for birthdays, i hate celebrating people's birthday coz they don't give a damn about mine!
C is for cats, the animal i dread most. Well got bitten by one when i was 5 or 6 yrs old.
D is for durex, my preferred, tried and tested condom brand.
E is for eyes, my best physical feature.
F is for fluency in speaking, one thing god refuse to give me.
G is for g-strings, black would be nice!
H is for home, the place i'm most comfortable with.
I is for interviews, something i hate and dread.
J is for job, my last one was 3 1/2 years ago.
K is for kisses, i prefer it french.
L is for Liverpool, i'm a hardcore fan of theirs if u still dunno by now.
M is for moods, mine are ever changing all the time.
N is for ninja turtles, my favourite childhood toy and cartoon.
O is for operations, i had a total of 2 eyes and 1 tongue operations before.
P is for passion, i'm an extremely passionate person.
Q is for Q&A sessions, i always buy MCs to skip them!
R is for reading, one of my favourite past-times, belive it or not the choice is yours.
S is for sexual desires, mine is high.
T is for tequila, my fav alcoholic drink.
U is for urine, i once put some into my enemy's drink.
V is for virginity, i lost mine at the age of 18.
W is for writing, something i love doing.
X is for x-gf, i have 8 of them.
Y is for yellow, the nickname my bro and sis call me at home.
Z is for zebra pens, i once stole a whole box of it from popular and sell them in school.
Darling gave me a surprise with this in my email, thats so sweet of her isn't it? =D
posted by mango at 7:53 PM
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Monday, October 10, 2005
Yucklish!
We have heard of English and Singlish but how about Yucklish!? Don't bother rubbing your eyes, yes it's YUCKLISH! Originated from Singapore by the so call kawaii family, yucklish is a god knows what language. The sight of it is already enough to turn some disgusted faces away, let alone read it! So what really is yucklish? I've a perfect example below which is taken from some kawaii kid's profile and translated into english by me. It's a fucking long profile so i shall just translate abit! Please lah, eye very pain reading these text you know!
English:
Hi my name is YaoHui. My friends have been calling me XiaoPing since young haha. My personality is stubborn and hot-tempered although its much better now. I'm also outgoing and love to hang around but I'm always made to stay home! Can't stand it man! Maybe I was not a good boy in the past which is why my parents don't like me going out haha. But if i'm going out i will be hanging around places in town such as cineleisure, heeren, far east (meant for shopping) and then i will also hang around bugis or ps. I'm currently studying in a very suck cock school called Outram, damn it stupid school seemed to hate my hair, always get caught! Well as for looks, still okie but i'm not sure so you guys judge for yourselves. Haha I'm currently attached to my beloved wife..love her alots man!
Yucklish:
ehhs. mi name ish ya0hui la horrs.frens call mi xia0ping ? since young lyk tt le lehhs ; hahas.i also gong gong ,dunn0 y they call mi tt.. hahas. ehhs. mi de personality ish.. umm.. stubborn bahhs , hot-tempered..but tink nw alot betta le la.. hahas.. den out-g0ing.. lyk 2 hang-around..but alwayys made 2 stay h0m3.. hahas.. buay tahan arhhs..mayb last time not tt guai den parents dun lyk mi going out la.. hahasden umm.. got g0 out ish hang around town de la.. cineleisure ther.. heeren.. ehhs.. fareast ( is 4 mi go sh0pping de.. XD )den also wil hang around bugis or PS.ehhs.. nw currently studyin in e veri kam lan sko0l call outram.. knn..toopid sko0l.. lyk hate my hair lyk tt.. ebrydae catch ere catch ther..ehhs.. den looks.. stil kkz bahhs.. dunn0.. u all tink bahhs.. hahasnw mi currently attached 2 my ba0bei la0p0.. luv her alots le..
To spare him some face i shall not post his picture but i'm sure u guys can roughly guess his looks lol. Call this bo-liao or mean or anyything u wish, but i just can't stand people talking this way, its' worst than seeing a poor cat getting run over by a car.
Do you guys find anything kawaii or cute about the writing? Or is it so stylo-milo that all the lil boys and girls seemed to be doing it? Hey even some supposely more matured peeps are talking this way as well! Had 1 or 2 on my msn and u guess it....i blocked them for good! If we blame age, say.."oh aiya they still young thats why talk like that..", i do not agree because just look at the kids in other countries that speak english. Do u see an american or british or even aussie kid talk this way? Damn damn this is so sick! Since when have the 'You become iu or euu"? Oh god, if you thought Singlish was bad, u would have changed your mind now! Screw these 'cute' writings/talkings!! DAMNNNN!
Here's act cute stuffs no.2, photo taking. I'm biased and mean but looks does matter nowadays. Flaunt it if u have, hide it if u don't! But these people just don't seem to get the message! (observe their pose, they look like pufferfishes do they?)
We have heard of English and Singlish but how about Yucklish!? Don't bother rubbing your eyes, yes it's YUCKLISH! Originated from Singapore by the so call kawaii family, yucklish is a god knows what language. The sight of it is already enough to turn some disgusted faces away, let alone read it! So what really is yucklish? I've a perfect example below which is taken from some kawaii kid's profile and translated into english by me. It's a fucking long profile so i shall just translate abit! Please lah, eye very pain reading these text you know!
English:
Hi my name is YaoHui. My friends have been calling me XiaoPing since young haha. My personality is stubborn and hot-tempered although its much better now. I'm also outgoing and love to hang around but I'm always made to stay home! Can't stand it man! Maybe I was not a good boy in the past which is why my parents don't like me going out haha. But if i'm going out i will be hanging around places in town such as cineleisure, heeren, far east (meant for shopping) and then i will also hang around bugis or ps. I'm currently studying in a very suck cock school called Outram, damn it stupid school seemed to hate my hair, always get caught! Well as for looks, still okie but i'm not sure so you guys judge for yourselves. Haha I'm currently attached to my beloved wife..love her alots man!
Yucklish:
ehhs. mi name ish ya0hui la horrs.frens call mi xia0ping ? since young lyk tt le lehhs ; hahas.i also gong gong ,dunn0 y they call mi tt.. hahas. ehhs. mi de personality ish.. umm.. stubborn bahhs , hot-tempered..but tink nw alot betta le la.. hahas.. den out-g0ing.. lyk 2 hang-around..but alwayys made 2 stay h0m3.. hahas.. buay tahan arhhs..mayb last time not tt guai den parents dun lyk mi going out la.. hahasden umm.. got g0 out ish hang around town de la.. cineleisure ther.. heeren.. ehhs.. fareast ( is 4 mi go sh0pping de.. XD )den also wil hang around bugis or PS.ehhs.. nw currently studyin in e veri kam lan sko0l call outram.. knn..toopid sko0l.. lyk hate my hair lyk tt.. ebrydae catch ere catch ther..ehhs.. den looks.. stil kkz bahhs.. dunn0.. u all tink bahhs.. hahasnw mi currently attached 2 my ba0bei la0p0.. luv her alots le..
To spare him some face i shall not post his picture but i'm sure u guys can roughly guess his looks lol. Call this bo-liao or mean or anyything u wish, but i just can't stand people talking this way, its' worst than seeing a poor cat getting run over by a car.
Do you guys find anything kawaii or cute about the writing? Or is it so stylo-milo that all the lil boys and girls seemed to be doing it? Hey even some supposely more matured peeps are talking this way as well! Had 1 or 2 on my msn and u guess it....i blocked them for good! If we blame age, say.."oh aiya they still young thats why talk like that..", i do not agree because just look at the kids in other countries that speak english. Do u see an american or british or even aussie kid talk this way? Damn damn this is so sick! Since when have the 'You become iu or euu"? Oh god, if you thought Singlish was bad, u would have changed your mind now! Screw these 'cute' writings/talkings!! DAMNNNN!
Here's act cute stuffs no.2, photo taking. I'm biased and mean but looks does matter nowadays. Flaunt it if u have, hide it if u don't! But these people just don't seem to get the message! (observe their pose, they look like pufferfishes do they?)
Champion!
1st Runner-Up!
2nd Runner-Up!
And even the guys are doing it....
Champion!
1st Runner-Up!
2nd Runner-Up!
If you have the looks to match your pose its fine, if not it's gonna spoil afew appetites out there. I'm fucking against act cute when they're nowwhere near the word cute! These people should just fucking take a good look into the mirror instead of posing this way or walking around the streets assuming they're 'cute'! YUCKSATION!
Enough of the rantings here's something everyone will be interested to try, its so humorous! Lets just assume that some creative human created this artificial intelligence known as the igod. Below is my chat with him, have a good laugh!
posted by mango at 2:53 PM
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Sunday, October 09, 2005
Blogopoly
Headlines: First 2 Singaporean bloggers jailed for making racist remarks online.
Message Conveyed:
1 - S'pore is a multi-racial country, racists and racism is a taboo
2 - You are responsible for what u post on your blog
I'm in 2 minds about this. I acknowledge Singapore's a multi racial country and the government had been working hard trying to promote racial harmony amongst the population all these years, thus racism and racists are forbidden and considered illegal. Having said that, i have to point out as well that a blog is a diary/journal that allows the blogger/writer to pen down WHATEVER he/she feels like writing. I know many of us bloggers are using a blog to pen down our rants,bitchings,anger,disappointments and so much more. A blog is basically a tool for us to vent out everything we felt, it allows us to express ourselves instead of keeping everything inside.
The convicted blogger mentioned in the interview that he did only expected his friends to read them and he wrote the post to vent his anger, and did not expect such a huge number of people to suddenly read his blog. This goes a long way to show that the unexpected always comes when we least expects it. It also expound to us that afew clicks of the mouse and keyboard can land u a jail sentence and a black mark on your record FOR LIFE!
I can't help but say this (hey pls dun sue me ok!) : being bloggers in Singapore means we have to blog extremely wisely and carefully. You don't get fined for owning a monkey as a pet in other countries but u get fined for littering here. Got this message? Good if u do, but if u don't, i'm not bothering to explain it. I don't wanna get sued or prosecuted for making unpropitious remarks afterall do i? Peace for all, cheers!
The news article can be found here!
Headlines: First 2 Singaporean bloggers jailed for making racist remarks online.
Message Conveyed:
1 - S'pore is a multi-racial country, racists and racism is a taboo
2 - You are responsible for what u post on your blog
I'm in 2 minds about this. I acknowledge Singapore's a multi racial country and the government had been working hard trying to promote racial harmony amongst the population all these years, thus racism and racists are forbidden and considered illegal. Having said that, i have to point out as well that a blog is a diary/journal that allows the blogger/writer to pen down WHATEVER he/she feels like writing. I know many of us bloggers are using a blog to pen down our rants,bitchings,anger,disappointments and so much more. A blog is basically a tool for us to vent out everything we felt, it allows us to express ourselves instead of keeping everything inside.
"Deputy Public Prosecutor Amarjit Singh pointed out that it is wrong to think that a blog is a personal online diary and that a blogger should not be held publicly accountable for what is said there"
The convicted blogger mentioned in the interview that he did only expected his friends to read them and he wrote the post to vent his anger, and did not expect such a huge number of people to suddenly read his blog. This goes a long way to show that the unexpected always comes when we least expects it. It also expound to us that afew clicks of the mouse and keyboard can land u a jail sentence and a black mark on your record FOR LIFE!
I can't help but say this (hey pls dun sue me ok!) : being bloggers in Singapore means we have to blog extremely wisely and carefully. You don't get fined for owning a monkey as a pet in other countries but u get fined for littering here. Got this message? Good if u do, but if u don't, i'm not bothering to explain it. I don't wanna get sued or prosecuted for making unpropitious remarks afterall do i? Peace for all, cheers!
The news article can be found here!
posted by mango at 4:43 PM
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Friday, October 07, 2005
Delinquent
I swear i'm gonna switch to singnet boardband soon! Having poor and ineffectual internet connection is one thing, having useless good-for-nothing helpdesk staffs/workers is another totally different issue!
me: "hello is this starhub service center?"
the person: "yes may i help u?"
me: "i'm experiencing slow internet connection every now and then, any idea wat's the prob?"
the person: "what is your subscription plan?"
*wah as if subscription plan got to do with internet connection! damn i juz answer anyway*
me: "starhub maxonline i think"
the person:"it might be something to do with your cables, maybe they are faulty u may want to get a new cable"
me: "if u cant solve my problem can i talk to the person in charge? its urgent"
the person: "he's not around, its lunch break now maybe u would like to call back later"
*wtf? i look at e time and its 3.20pm lunch break at this time? wth!?*
I just don't understand what are these service center helpdesks for? Pay their workers to sit there surf porn? Chat online? play games? Its not the first time, and its not only starhub in fact most service centres gives such helter-skelter responses. Its obvious the person have very little knowledge of his job scope. I'm pretty sure the person in-charge is not away to lunch, just that he's afraid of losing his job if i complain, well luckily for him i din't ask for his name or he'd be in the firing line. Such a disgrace, we customers pay monthly bills to these fucking companies and this is what we get in return when we encounter problems? And so where did all those fucking promises of 'value for money', '100% free service' bla bla go to? I just can't stand people pretending to be clever, if he doesn't know how to solve the problem should just tell me, at least i can ask another person or what. Why try to be clever and tell me my cable is faulty etc? Its so fucking lame man!
This is so screwed damn it! For now i guess i can't even blog for few days, its so laggy and super slow that i thought i was using windows 95! argh!
I swear i'm gonna switch to singnet boardband soon! Having poor and ineffectual internet connection is one thing, having useless good-for-nothing helpdesk staffs/workers is another totally different issue!
me: "hello is this starhub service center?"
the person: "yes may i help u?"
me: "i'm experiencing slow internet connection every now and then, any idea wat's the prob?"
the person: "what is your subscription plan?"
*wah as if subscription plan got to do with internet connection! damn i juz answer anyway*
me: "starhub maxonline i think"
the person:"it might be something to do with your cables, maybe they are faulty u may want to get a new cable"
me: "if u cant solve my problem can i talk to the person in charge? its urgent"
the person: "he's not around, its lunch break now maybe u would like to call back later"
*wtf? i look at e time and its 3.20pm lunch break at this time? wth!?*
I just don't understand what are these service center helpdesks for? Pay their workers to sit there surf porn? Chat online? play games? Its not the first time, and its not only starhub in fact most service centres gives such helter-skelter responses. Its obvious the person have very little knowledge of his job scope. I'm pretty sure the person in-charge is not away to lunch, just that he's afraid of losing his job if i complain, well luckily for him i din't ask for his name or he'd be in the firing line. Such a disgrace, we customers pay monthly bills to these fucking companies and this is what we get in return when we encounter problems? And so where did all those fucking promises of 'value for money', '100% free service' bla bla go to? I just can't stand people pretending to be clever, if he doesn't know how to solve the problem should just tell me, at least i can ask another person or what. Why try to be clever and tell me my cable is faulty etc? Its so fucking lame man!
This is so screwed damn it! For now i guess i can't even blog for few days, its so laggy and super slow that i thought i was using windows 95! argh!
posted by mango at 7:47 PM
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Thursday, October 06, 2005
Couldn't be any better
Surprisingly i managed to sleep so early (11pm+) and well last night when i was expecting myself to be walking in circles restlessly in my room while trying to retrieve my results. The moment my eyes saw the ceiling in my bedroom, my mind started working, my heart started pounding non stop. I stagnate my tired body to my desk and turn on my laptop. Damn my first 2 attempt proved fruitless, the results still haven been released. I persist on anyway, refreshing the page like my life depended on it. Suddenly the page loaded even slower than usual....my heart missed a beat!
The whole page appeared so fast that i din't even have a second to prepare my fragile heart for the worst. I grazed through the whole result slip fast, making sure there's not a single 'F', especially for the module 'Networking Fundamentals'. Woot! I felt so fuckingly relieved when i saw the 'D' beside Networking Fundamentals! Deja vu! God or some kind exam markers saved me skin, not once but twice! I had expected to fail that fucking network shit, i knew during the exam i wrote rubbish on my answer sheets but somehow, miracles do happen! Though i passed i felt abit disappointed at the Cs, i expected at least an A for e-business damn! Though i should be grateful for passing, to hit greater heights one have to aim higher right? I shall try harder next semester for my As!
A heavy burden's off my shoulders and my holidays start right now! I lay on my bed, thinking life currently could not have been better in any ways. I've got an awe-inspiring girlfriend, passed the fucking exams, free of any problems and no matter how much i type, words just can't echo my feelings. Its just fantastic, so relaxed, so carefree and smooth sailing.
I'm wondering if anyone got dazzled by my new design layout! It's finally done 8 days of html-ing, photoshop-ing and all the shits! So.....give me your comments in my guestbook guys, my guestbook means alot to me alright.
Lastly hope everyone concerned to NP attained flying colors for their exam results, especially JEAN WEE YUNLING! Cheers!
Surprisingly i managed to sleep so early (11pm+) and well last night when i was expecting myself to be walking in circles restlessly in my room while trying to retrieve my results. The moment my eyes saw the ceiling in my bedroom, my mind started working, my heart started pounding non stop. I stagnate my tired body to my desk and turn on my laptop. Damn my first 2 attempt proved fruitless, the results still haven been released. I persist on anyway, refreshing the page like my life depended on it. Suddenly the page loaded even slower than usual....my heart missed a beat!
The whole page appeared so fast that i din't even have a second to prepare my fragile heart for the worst. I grazed through the whole result slip fast, making sure there's not a single 'F', especially for the module 'Networking Fundamentals'. Woot! I felt so fuckingly relieved when i saw the 'D' beside Networking Fundamentals! Deja vu! God or some kind exam markers saved me skin, not once but twice! I had expected to fail that fucking network shit, i knew during the exam i wrote rubbish on my answer sheets but somehow, miracles do happen! Though i passed i felt abit disappointed at the Cs, i expected at least an A for e-business damn! Though i should be grateful for passing, to hit greater heights one have to aim higher right? I shall try harder next semester for my As!
A heavy burden's off my shoulders and my holidays start right now! I lay on my bed, thinking life currently could not have been better in any ways. I've got an awe-inspiring girlfriend, passed the fucking exams, free of any problems and no matter how much i type, words just can't echo my feelings. Its just fantastic, so relaxed, so carefree and smooth sailing.
I'm wondering if anyone got dazzled by my new design layout! It's finally done 8 days of html-ing, photoshop-ing and all the shits! So.....give me your comments in my guestbook guys, my guestbook means alot to me alright.
Lastly hope everyone concerned to NP attained flying colors for their exam results, especially JEAN WEE YUNLING! Cheers!
posted by mango at 5:50 PM
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Wednesday, October 05, 2005
D-Day
There will be quite afew sleepless souls tonight, just like me. I can already picture what i'd probably be doing in the early hours of tomorrow. I'd be trying frantically to log into my school website to check my results before the scheduled time 9am. I vividly remember 2 semesters ago it was the same, i stayed up the whole night trying to log into the system and finally succeeded at around 7am, 2hours before the scheduled time for the release of exam results.
To make makes worse, the system will be lagging like hell during this period of time because like i say, many other sleepless souls will also be trying to do the same. 2 Semesters ago it was more tense than current. Back then i had 2 repeated modules which i can't afford to fail. Failure means 'forced' withdrawal from the course and say Hello to Tekong! Although the consequences are the same now, it's less tense probably because i know the chances of failure is not as great compared to 2 semesters ago because back then i had this particular module which i was dead certain i was gonna fail but somehow a miracle happened and i passed, barely! This semester i seriously felt i screwed up alot during the exams but nevertheless i know its all over and i can't do anything but pray. Yes i gonna pray fuckinly hard larer on!
This is my 2nd last semester in school and i've spent a total of 9 years starting from secondary one to get to where i am today. So imagine how big a blow it will be if i were to fail right now and say gd bye to NP. I can't help but imagine all the 'WHAT IFs!". Oh god, please let this be over fast, this is all so nerve jangling! Bless me!
*Good luck to all the peeps out there who are collecting exam results tml as well, god bless!*
There will be quite afew sleepless souls tonight, just like me. I can already picture what i'd probably be doing in the early hours of tomorrow. I'd be trying frantically to log into my school website to check my results before the scheduled time 9am. I vividly remember 2 semesters ago it was the same, i stayed up the whole night trying to log into the system and finally succeeded at around 7am, 2hours before the scheduled time for the release of exam results.
To make makes worse, the system will be lagging like hell during this period of time because like i say, many other sleepless souls will also be trying to do the same. 2 Semesters ago it was more tense than current. Back then i had 2 repeated modules which i can't afford to fail. Failure means 'forced' withdrawal from the course and say Hello to Tekong! Although the consequences are the same now, it's less tense probably because i know the chances of failure is not as great compared to 2 semesters ago because back then i had this particular module which i was dead certain i was gonna fail but somehow a miracle happened and i passed, barely! This semester i seriously felt i screwed up alot during the exams but nevertheless i know its all over and i can't do anything but pray. Yes i gonna pray fuckinly hard larer on!
This is my 2nd last semester in school and i've spent a total of 9 years starting from secondary one to get to where i am today. So imagine how big a blow it will be if i were to fail right now and say gd bye to NP. I can't help but imagine all the 'WHAT IFs!". Oh god, please let this be over fast, this is all so nerve jangling! Bless me!
*Good luck to all the peeps out there who are collecting exam results tml as well, god bless!*
posted by mango at 6:24 PM
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Monday, October 03, 2005
Women are like fishes
This extracted post is somehow interesting and honestly i've long had an idea that women can be class into diferent categories but i just don't have an idea what kind of categories. Now at least, i know they can be classed into the fishes category!
First, you have the guppy. Fairly commonplace, sometimes colourful, sometimes not. Almost always uninteresting, they tend to keep to themselves.
Next comes the goldfish, who wants to play with you, has a three-second memory and doesn't really mind if you're coming or going. By this, she meant the typical FB.
Then you have the dolphin. Somewhat more alluring, and once you start playing with dolphins, they always want more. More of your time, more of your attention, more of everything!!
Lastly there's the shark. The one that comes right after you and rips everything apart, your dick isn't spared neither. Think bunny boiler a la Fatal Attraction.
Don't u notice all 4 fishes seem to suck, none seem to be a good one haha but i guess i would have a Dolphin if i'm forced to choose! Haha i was thinking why don't have jelly fish, look so seductive and beautiful outside but once u go near it or touch it u get poisoned and die. Anyway, no offence to u ladies, this is just something which i thought might be of interest to everyone....cheers!
This extracted post is somehow interesting and honestly i've long had an idea that women can be class into diferent categories but i just don't have an idea what kind of categories. Now at least, i know they can be classed into the fishes category!
First, you have the guppy. Fairly commonplace, sometimes colourful, sometimes not. Almost always uninteresting, they tend to keep to themselves.
Next comes the goldfish, who wants to play with you, has a three-second memory and doesn't really mind if you're coming or going. By this, she meant the typical FB.
Then you have the dolphin. Somewhat more alluring, and once you start playing with dolphins, they always want more. More of your time, more of your attention, more of everything!!
Lastly there's the shark. The one that comes right after you and rips everything apart, your dick isn't spared neither. Think bunny boiler a la Fatal Attraction.
Don't u notice all 4 fishes seem to suck, none seem to be a good one haha but i guess i would have a Dolphin if i'm forced to choose! Haha i was thinking why don't have jelly fish, look so seductive and beautiful outside but once u go near it or touch it u get poisoned and die. Anyway, no offence to u ladies, this is just something which i thought might be of interest to everyone....cheers!
posted by mango at 11:30 PM
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FUCK U CHELSEA!!
You wouldn't want to read this post if u're not a football fan. This is probably the one rare time i gonna explode like a steamed raging volcano! Pardon the rants and vulgarties.....here i go.....
FUCk CHELSEA FUCK DROGBA FUCK MOURINHO !!! YES CHELESKI is the number 1 hated club on mine and probably every liverpool fan's list from now onwards! Its not the scoreline that infuriated me, its the fucking way they do it. Fucking aggrogant and fucking provoking, from Lampard's fucking 'shut up' sign to idiotic Drogba's clash with Carragher, its all over the fucking pitch.
I'm dun like criticizing my own players but i've to fucking ignore that for once now, for once pls fucking WAKE UP!!! Hyypia, Riise, Garcia, Crouch, the whole team in fact, fuck it we din't spend all our time and money to watch u guys play friendly football match!! This is not a friendly match, this is not an EPL game, this is the battle of the champions at the home of LIVERPOOL FOOTBALL CLUB, home of England's most successful team!
My words here may never reach u guys, but i still wanna say this. You dun wear the famous red shirt and play likethat!!! FUCK IT!!!! I juz cant believe it i juz can't stop thinking of the whole game arghhhH!!! This is such a bittle pill to swallow, how i wished the next game is against chelsea too so we can revenge straight away!! I really hope Liverpoool draw Chelski in the semi final or finall of the champions league!!! I mean it!! I wanna beat chelsea!! Nothing, not even winning 20 games in a row will make me happy till we beat the fucking chelski shit!!! FUCK IT FUCK IT FUCK THIS FUCKING GAME!!
Not gonna fucking buy a fucking newspaper for 1 week!!!!!!!!!!! I'm not gonna stop supporting Liverpool, i never will, not even for a million of dollars, but deep inside i bleed, this defeat hurts like FUCK!!!! Its fucking worst than liverpool's 0-1 loss against manure in the 1996 FA cup final...this surpass every single loss in liverpool history, this hurts this sucks and i want a fucking revenge for it!!!
We will be back!!!
You wouldn't want to read this post if u're not a football fan. This is probably the one rare time i gonna explode like a steamed raging volcano! Pardon the rants and vulgarties.....here i go.....
FUCk CHELSEA FUCK DROGBA FUCK MOURINHO !!! YES CHELESKI is the number 1 hated club on mine and probably every liverpool fan's list from now onwards! Its not the scoreline that infuriated me, its the fucking way they do it. Fucking aggrogant and fucking provoking, from Lampard's fucking 'shut up' sign to idiotic Drogba's clash with Carragher, its all over the fucking pitch.
I'm dun like criticizing my own players but i've to fucking ignore that for once now, for once pls fucking WAKE UP!!! Hyypia, Riise, Garcia, Crouch, the whole team in fact, fuck it we din't spend all our time and money to watch u guys play friendly football match!! This is not a friendly match, this is not an EPL game, this is the battle of the champions at the home of LIVERPOOL FOOTBALL CLUB, home of England's most successful team!
My words here may never reach u guys, but i still wanna say this. You dun wear the famous red shirt and play likethat!!! FUCK IT!!!! I juz cant believe it i juz can't stop thinking of the whole game arghhhH!!! This is such a bittle pill to swallow, how i wished the next game is against chelsea too so we can revenge straight away!! I really hope Liverpoool draw Chelski in the semi final or finall of the champions league!!! I mean it!! I wanna beat chelsea!! Nothing, not even winning 20 games in a row will make me happy till we beat the fucking chelski shit!!! FUCK IT FUCK IT FUCK THIS FUCKING GAME!!
Not gonna fucking buy a fucking newspaper for 1 week!!!!!!!!!!! I'm not gonna stop supporting Liverpool, i never will, not even for a million of dollars, but deep inside i bleed, this defeat hurts like FUCK!!!! Its fucking worst than liverpool's 0-1 loss against manure in the 1996 FA cup final...this surpass every single loss in liverpool history, this hurts this sucks and i want a fucking revenge for it!!!
We will be back!!!
You Will Never Walk Alone
posted by mango at 1:24 AM
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Saturday, October 01, 2005
Simple & Sweet
At bugis village, i've almost finished my pasta....
me: erm, i remember u still owe me afew hours to be your bf hoh? *grins cheekily*
her: ya... (looks abit paiseh)
me: hehe
her: so what do u want?
me: erm....nth (sian 1/2 she like no reaction)
Afew mins later, when we both finished our food...
me: hmmm can i choose today to be your bf, for these 4 hrs, till u reach home starting from now
her: sure!
me: geee! =D
Then we both left e food court but she walk abit fast, so i walk faster and grab her hand...
her: ....... *blush*
me: wah u know how to hold hands or not de? (coz her hands like trembling, nervous i think)
her: of coz la....
me: okieee hehe
On the train home....we were standing face to face....
me: do u wish for these 4 hrs to end or to go on forever??
her: ....... (hugs me even tighter)
me: ......
me: frankly, i dun wish for these 4 hrs to end, i wish these 4 hrs will go on forever...
me: ...and i dun wan us to be together for juz 4 hrs or whatever hrs, i wan us to be together always....
her: ....muacks (kiss me on my cheeks and hug me even tighter)
me: ....muacks (kiss her back)
It may be simple, but isn't love that simple afterall? Why should it be so complicated? It may be simple, but thats the way i want it =) She reached home and sms me saying how sweet today was, my thoughts excatly.
I wished the train journey din't end, even though i'm exhausted after a long day. I wished the way we graze at each other din't have to end, u're beautiful in my eyes. =)
At bugis village, i've almost finished my pasta....
me: erm, i remember u still owe me afew hours to be your bf hoh? *grins cheekily*
her: ya... (looks abit paiseh)
me: hehe
her: so what do u want?
me: erm....nth (sian 1/2 she like no reaction)
Afew mins later, when we both finished our food...
me: hmmm can i choose today to be your bf, for these 4 hrs, till u reach home starting from now
her: sure!
me: geee! =D
Then we both left e food court but she walk abit fast, so i walk faster and grab her hand...
her: ....... *blush*
me: wah u know how to hold hands or not de? (coz her hands like trembling, nervous i think)
her: of coz la....
me: okieee hehe
On the train home....we were standing face to face....
me: do u wish for these 4 hrs to end or to go on forever??
her: ....... (hugs me even tighter)
me: ......
me: frankly, i dun wish for these 4 hrs to end, i wish these 4 hrs will go on forever...
me: ...and i dun wan us to be together for juz 4 hrs or whatever hrs, i wan us to be together always....
her: ....muacks (kiss me on my cheeks and hug me even tighter)
me: ....muacks (kiss her back)
It may be simple, but isn't love that simple afterall? Why should it be so complicated? It may be simple, but thats the way i want it =) She reached home and sms me saying how sweet today was, my thoughts excatly.
I wished the train journey din't end, even though i'm exhausted after a long day. I wished the way we graze at each other din't have to end, u're beautiful in my eyes. =)
posted by mango at 11:59 PM
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