3 Down 12 to Go

Personal Nurse + Maid cum 'Bao Ka Liao' Wanted!

18 to 28 years old only!

Requirements:
1. Must be able to cook
2. Must be willing to bathe me
3. Must be gentle & patient
4. Must have basic medical knowledge
5. Must be able to tidy my room
6. Must be willing to help me scratch my leg

Appearances is not necessarily important but guys need NOT apply!

Salary:


Blank Cheque

Jokes aside, today is the 4th day I've been stucked at home. Basic chores like bathing, sitting, and sleeping have been nothing but burdensome so far. What used to be a 10 minute bath is now like an hour, and does anyone wanna try sitting down on a chair without being able to move/bend 1 of your legs? Not for 15 minutes but 15 days!

To kill time, I paid $16 for a month's subscription to watch all sorts of Asian movies and dramas online. (Piracy is stealing, and stealing is a crime! yay im a good citizen!) I'm still thinking what else I can do beside the dramas, movies, books, psp, and playing games online. I'm dying to go out and I don't mean downstairs! I thought about watching movies but gave up the idea after thinking I will need a seating area as big as a parking lot for me to rest my big leg!



Have been surviving off instant noodles for lunch for the past 3 days I got so sick of the yucky flavour so I scrambled my way downstairs only to realize my favourite Tom Yam noodles is either sold out or they are not selling it anymore. Looks like my luck is still down.

And the ultimate torture is the incredible unbearable ITCH!
To think there is still 12 days more to go!

Down on my luck

Just when I thought things couldn't get worse with the lamppost accident.........







The result of some very unfortunate incidents during soccer yesterday evening. Tore my ligaments and had a knee facture. On cast and clutches for the next 15 days. Great. I wonder which god up there did I offend? And best part of it all is that it's still only the beginning of the year!

First time in my life walking on clutches. Damn uncomfortable. Suddenly sitting down on the favourite chair in my house facing the computer is a torturous process. Imagine sitting on a chair with 1 of ur legs in a big fat cast, unable to move or bend?

I'm tired, the painkilling jabs are wearing off, the pain is coming back. To think i actually limped my way to the polyclinic in the morning before being referred to NUH in the afternoon all by myself. I'm great isn't it? Hohoho.... Thanks to Dino for coming to the hospital to fetch me back, if not god knows what might happened. I slipped while walking to my block as the floor was wet and the clutches were slippery. Thank god dino was there, if not I think 15 days could well become 150 days!

And lastly before I sign off, as if to give me another round of endless problems, I've found out the face of the idiot who used my photos going around doing obsence things. Credits to Bessie for uncovering it. I've yet to think how I should handle this asshole. Leg too painful la, count himself lucky for now....




Good i hope u get sent back to where u belong!

Along comes the 'C'

Just when everyone thought it couldn't get skimpier than the 'G', along comes the 'C'! I'm talking about the C-String, the latest and probably most ridiculous underwear ever designed.



I'm a big fan of the 'G', but that only applies on women. I don't think guys, however great a body they have, should ever wear G-Strings because it simply makes them look like some sissy gays. I don't think it suits guys as well as they have their nuts to carry in such a skimpy and thin underwear. But yes, girls who have a great ass definitely look hot in those tiny thongs.

I don't think the C-String is hot, it looks wierd to me and at 1st sight one could mistaken it for a hairband. It doesn't looks very secured either even though the designer assured the world 'it wouldn't fall off in the middle of a hot date'. Even if that statement is true, how about the comfort factor? Having plastic or bend-able material pushed right in the between a girl's privates? Wah surely that isn't a nice feeling. And to think they even have C-Strings for guys coming out! No way, surely!

While one of the advantages of the C-String is to terminate visible panty lines, so what does it do for the guys? Make them feel as naked as possible? Anyway there are alot better ways to terminate visible panty lines for girls if they know how to match their clothes with their undies.

Would anyone buy the C-String or better still, wear it to the beach for a tan? The will be, but I can still visualize the world crying foul......

Give us the G-String anytime!

Nobody's Favourite Teddy

He says.....

....he can't believe he's reached today, still single and unattached. Today marks official 24 months of singlehood for him.

Since the day he 1st got attached back in 1997, he can't remember going through an entire year single. Perhaps 10 months is the most he went through. It's not because he can't live without woman, it's because back then he's still naive, still at the stage of finding out which type suits him most. Hence, he fell in love easily.

Today, the old him no longer exists, he's no longer the naive young man he once was. But who will believe?

In the eyes of the world, he's nothing but a playboy, a person who's always surrouned by girls. People often tell him he's nice, and that he would be able to find someone and so on. But if u ask these people if they would be willing to get into a relationship with him, they wouldn't hesitate in saying no.

He is sick of it.

He's sick of people using the opposite sex as the word that is closest to describing him. He is sick of his guy friends often using him to get girls out. He's sick of people assuming and judging him. Sometimes, he wished he didn't look like how he did. He knows a huge part of the reasons why people make assumptions and accusations on him is because of his looks. Sometimes he wished he was borned ugly or nerdish.

People often ask him where is his gf and when he say he doesn't have one, they often don't believe him. In everyone's eyes, he's always attached all the time. Sometimes when he ask someone out, the person would say something like: "....your other friends leh? thought u have alot of female friends one..."

Very few knows the real him. Even fewer knows he'd never been unfaithful in all his past relationships. Those who knows the real him sings a different tune.

The past 1 year he was single, he fell for a girl. He tried to woo her, but she didn't even gave him a chance to woo her. He thought....perhaps she thinks like the majority. But when she didn't even gave him a chance to prove anything, how would she know if he's really a player or whatever? It was dissapointing. She was the only girl he fell for during the entire year. He gave up fast. It wasn't because she meant little to him. It was because he already knew the answer even though she didn't reject him. He didn't want to push things too hard and lose the friendship.

During the 1 year he was single, life was good. He could do anything and go anywhere he wants. Quarrels and arguments did not exists in his life. He led a happy and carefree life he's happy with. Many times though, he would miss being in a relationship, the special kind of happiness that comes only when a person is in love and being loved in return. He would also get envious when he see couples around him. In the past, he might have gone and find a new gf. But this wasn't the old him, he didn't wanted to find a gf for the sake of finding one. Somehow as he grow older, it is more difficult for anyone to get into his heart.

People often mistaken this as choosy or having high expectations. While he does have his own expectations of his ideal partner, they are by no means high or ridiculous. It's actually very simple in the sense that finding someone who understands the word 'commitment' and yet gives him that special feeling and chemistry is downright difficult. He doesn't believes in finding either, maybe he read too much "once upon a time......happily ever after" when he was young, but he would rather leave it up to fate to surprise him.

Sometime not too long ago, he realized how dearly he miss being in a relationship. He realized he's now willing to open the door he'd shut for a year. He's determined to smash the impression he gives to others for good. He told himself if he'd ever met someone right and special for him and yet is willing to allow him to prove himself, he wouldn't disappoint anyone. That being said, he's not in a rush, he doesn't sets any deadlines either. He believes some things are decided by the one up there.

As he look back at the past 1 year, he looked at the positives more than the negatives. He's grown older when it comes to relationships. The most important thing he found out was the the exact type of partner he wants.

A year spent in the wildness wasn't in vain afterall.

Valentine's Day 2008

I don't want to be reminded of this day, but all those advertisements in the papers and gifts on sale outside more than reminded me! I'm single, I'm dateless and tomorrow I'm gonna spend Valentine's Day alone! Ok it's not the end of the world but I'm sure if given a choice, everyone would rather choose having someone special or just someone to spend the day with rather than alone. Same goes for me, damn!

Now I'm thinking what can I do tomorrow. By rights I should be going to office in the morning, go home at 5.30pm, have dinner, surf the net and then sleep! But I thought of taking 1/2 day leave tomorrow to do something all by myself. What can a single guy do all alone on Valentine's Day uh?

1. I can hit the gym, sweat it out, vent my frustrations on those weights and who knows I could end up meeting someone there?

2. I can go to the beach, tan under the sun while reading the a book and as above, fate can be funny sometimes!

3. I can go on a mini solo shopping spree in town, there's nothing more pleasing for a shoppaholic than to go shopping!

4 . I can hit the bookstores like borders or kinokuniya and spend hours reading like a bookworm out there.

5. I can hit a bar full of singles hoping to hook up some lonesome souls.

But all the above mentioned options have 1 thing in common - I will still be seeing lovely dovely couples with flowers everywhere!! Arghhhhhh!

Boring CNY



And so CNY is over just like that. Ok some will argue that cny is 15 days or whatever but to most of us, including myself, it's all about the first 3 or 4 days. So what's new this year? Hmmm I'm a year older, more experienced, 10 months away from ORD, still single, nothing have really changed at all except hmmm I'm now less than a year away from a new lease of life. How will life be after this year? Hard to predict, a lot can happen or change within a year but what I do know is that a year from today I will have begun a new chapter in my life.

CNY is rather boring and pretty average this year. Meet the people I see once a year is boring? Of course not, but it's how the events of each day patterns out that makes my days very plain. Pigs are never known to be good gamblers so I stayed away from most form of gamblings and the first 2 nights were spent drinking out there. The clubs and bars are very clever actually, they ate up most people's ang baos because these people think oh it's CNY lets splurge abit without realizing where their ang bao money is going to haha.

I miss alot of things this year like visiting houses with a girlfriend, gambling and talking rubbish till the wee hours of the night with big group of people, and going out to bai nian with all kinds of different friends. It's what makes CNY ticks for me but unfortunately it's all missing this year.

Now that CNY is 'over', I can really smell Valentine's day approaching.....oh no!


I wonder what are those for?


For some reasons my house is never fully decorated with CNY stuffs haha






But the fridge is never empty during cny






Mom & Sister








Grandma's place


My Aunts




My tall funny cousin


Family - Dad's side minus 2 uncles


My younger cousins


I like this picture


At clarke quay


Dino & Jeri


My old friend Yuting




Sze Wei & me


Angela


My cousin & childhood playmate Ah Bee


Mom & 2 of my cousins






My Aunt


1 of the places I visit once a year haha








Some of te FSD guys at Kwa's house yesterday


This rox isn't it? :)

I cheated death

I'm back from Bangkok in one piece. By rights, I shouldn't be here. But a miracle happened and I survived a heart-stopping accident there.

It was night time, we were crossing 1 of the jam-packed, fast-paced and messy roads. The road we were crossing was supposed to be a designated pedestrian crossing but as people familiar with Thailand will tell you, pedestrian crossings do not 'exists', and that vehicle rules the roads with any rules. We were chatting while walking halfway when I suddenly stopped and that that split 1/2 of a second, a big van zoomed right past my face! The van was so close to me that I swear if I stepped forward 1 feet I willl not live to write this entry now. The people around me were shell shocked. The caucasian guy behind me stood rooted to the ground staring at me with his jaws almost dropping. His girl was covering her face and screaming something in Thai. I was shocked, I didn't know what to do except quickly get past the road safety and it's only when I got to the safe side of the road did it occur to me how I danced with death. I had no idea why I stopped suddenly, I did not noticed the van approaching either. I just stopped suddenly. It must have been heaven's will that I will not die that day. And strangely that night, $1000 bahts (about $50SGD) mysteriously disappeared from my wallet.

No doubts I was worried and angry as to how did that big note disappear from my wallet for no reason? I don't remember dropping any money, or did I use it. It was only when I carried my thoughts deeper and further did I realized it could all be destined. I survived, but I lost $1000 THB. I decided to treat it like I paid for prolonging my life with $1000 THB. My 2 friends were not as lucky, Jeri lost his handphone & wallet when he was drunk and Daniel lost his digital video cam.

I had an average trip and perhaps the most wonderful point was that I finally stayed at this stylish fashion hotel called "Le Fennix". The interior design and furnitures are especially stylish and nice, making the letter 'L' the trademark of the hotel.








I love this TV! Pure white!








Breakfast cafe




Mini Bar


The windows are all L shaped! cool!

Compared to HK, the number of pictures I took this time easily dwarfs the size of the HK album. I always have a little regret not taking more photos but I always can't seem to be snapping alot when I'm in Bangkok. Maybe because Bangkok is now like Singapore to me which I know like the back of my hands. Bangkok isn't really a place for holidays anymore because I've been to almost all the attractions and so on and I think this explains the amount of pictures I took.


A very old and vintage BMW


Driving through floods...


Doughnut shop. Krispy Kreame from HK tastes better though




Normal daily Thai life of the average Thai


















Bed Superclub - One of BKK's most posh clubs






BTS Station


Soi Cowboy - 1 of the Go-Go bar areas


Rual Thai province


A typical Thai apartment without any living room


Ahh I missed this!






This chicken rice street stall tastes alot better than those sold in foodcourts here




Traditional thai noodles






The foodcourt at Platinum Fashion Mall










Piri Piri Flaming Chicken! Nice must try!


Hotel Breakfast


Swiss Airline's standard meal

My thai friend Porpia's birthday