Thursday, September 29, 2005
PORN! yeah right!
I'm busy designing my new template design these days and u can be sure it'd be a top-notch one. Still some way to go and i'm not expecting it to be completed until next week. Right, since some people deem me a flirt i shall share my basic knowledge of flirting. Well, first and foremost i shall say flirting can be a healthy activity but only for SINGLES!
Fundementals of flirting:
1. Carry yourself well. First impression and posture is extremely vital, most girls generally look at your physical appearances first. Its always good to stand no more than an arm's length away when talking instead of cornering her and makes her feel intimidated.
2. Triple 'E' rule. Enthusiam, excitement, energy. Fully charge yourself with these 3 Es before meeting her. You will probably find yourself in a positive mind and in the right frame of mood to be an effective flirt.
3. Listening. This is the most important of all, every women expect the guy to listen patiently and enthusiastically. Girls always want attention and this is probably the best way u can show her u're attentive to her. Note that your eyes should not wander about when listening, especially if she's wearing a low cut cleavage revealing top. She'd probably think u're a pervert!
4. Eye contact. I duno about others but my eyes are my most effective weapon. Haha this sounds so thick skin but nevertheless its true. Use your eyes to give powerful stares of desire because its possible to make a girl's heart skip a beat with your playful, lusty wink. (Note that its wink, not winks!) Smile just as u're starting to look away and there's always a chance she got the message and u might just receive a smile back!
5. What to talk about?. I'd say keeping the conversation simple and short with humour is the best way. Tell me, which girl doesn't likes humour? Flatter and praise her if u can, she'd love it. But be sure not to dampen her pride when doing so! Avoid the word 'fat', really!
6. Be confident. Confidence is the key to success, girls love guys who are sure about themselves. Believe me, girls find self-assured and confident guys a turn on!
These are just some of the important and basic issue to be concerned with flirting. I find almost every girl saying that guys are flirts. This is quite easy to say or feel so after a bad experience, but one bad experience does not make other guys a flirt. The problem is still the tendency of girls to judge a book by its cover.
As for myself, yes i'm a flirt but only when i'm single. I'm not desperate or can't live without female company but like i say, flirting is a healthy form of activity. Its also about socializing and widening your circle of friends. Anyway, there're 2 kinds of flirt - desperate and friendly. Desperate flirts are usually those who seek girls all the time, talking stupid things like "eh u very sexy today leh hee", and they're usually the touchy types who wanna get close to the girl. Friendly ones are usually those who socialize well and create an air of excitement in a conversation between 2 opposite sexes. No prize for guessing which category i fall into - Friendly Flirt!
One fine day i was digging up my old radio in the storeroom when i stumbled upon men's magazine or porn books, whatever you call them. Now the amazing thing is these are real ANTIQUES! Late 1970s and early 1980s porn magazine!! Here are some of the amazing pictures i took of some of the magazines...
The current types of men's magazine...
I'm busy designing my new template design these days and u can be sure it'd be a top-notch one. Still some way to go and i'm not expecting it to be completed until next week. Right, since some people deem me a flirt i shall share my basic knowledge of flirting. Well, first and foremost i shall say flirting can be a healthy activity but only for SINGLES!
Fundementals of flirting:
1. Carry yourself well. First impression and posture is extremely vital, most girls generally look at your physical appearances first. Its always good to stand no more than an arm's length away when talking instead of cornering her and makes her feel intimidated.
2. Triple 'E' rule. Enthusiam, excitement, energy. Fully charge yourself with these 3 Es before meeting her. You will probably find yourself in a positive mind and in the right frame of mood to be an effective flirt.
3. Listening. This is the most important of all, every women expect the guy to listen patiently and enthusiastically. Girls always want attention and this is probably the best way u can show her u're attentive to her. Note that your eyes should not wander about when listening, especially if she's wearing a low cut cleavage revealing top. She'd probably think u're a pervert!
4. Eye contact. I duno about others but my eyes are my most effective weapon. Haha this sounds so thick skin but nevertheless its true. Use your eyes to give powerful stares of desire because its possible to make a girl's heart skip a beat with your playful, lusty wink. (Note that its wink, not winks!) Smile just as u're starting to look away and there's always a chance she got the message and u might just receive a smile back!
5. What to talk about?. I'd say keeping the conversation simple and short with humour is the best way. Tell me, which girl doesn't likes humour? Flatter and praise her if u can, she'd love it. But be sure not to dampen her pride when doing so! Avoid the word 'fat', really!
6. Be confident. Confidence is the key to success, girls love guys who are sure about themselves. Believe me, girls find self-assured and confident guys a turn on!
These are just some of the important and basic issue to be concerned with flirting. I find almost every girl saying that guys are flirts. This is quite easy to say or feel so after a bad experience, but one bad experience does not make other guys a flirt. The problem is still the tendency of girls to judge a book by its cover.
As for myself, yes i'm a flirt but only when i'm single. I'm not desperate or can't live without female company but like i say, flirting is a healthy form of activity. Its also about socializing and widening your circle of friends. Anyway, there're 2 kinds of flirt - desperate and friendly. Desperate flirts are usually those who seek girls all the time, talking stupid things like "eh u very sexy today leh hee", and they're usually the touchy types who wanna get close to the girl. Friendly ones are usually those who socialize well and create an air of excitement in a conversation between 2 opposite sexes. No prize for guessing which category i fall into - Friendly Flirt!
One fine day i was digging up my old radio in the storeroom when i stumbled upon men's magazine or porn books, whatever you call them. Now the amazing thing is these are real ANTIQUES! Late 1970s and early 1980s porn magazine!! Here are some of the amazing pictures i took of some of the magazines...
The current types of men's magazine...
...And those in the 1970s and 1980s!
The contents inside today's men magazine...
...and those of 1970s and 80s!
look at the differences btw the magazines of today and back then
porn in gym somemore!
i wonder why they are all in chinese...playboy too expensive?
very sexy leh mai siao siao alfro hair very stylish back then!
this is FUCKING disgusting look at the unshave armpit hair! still can pose liketat?! omfg!
look properly, this is a newborn baby coming out of her mother's hole (don't eee okie girls next time u also have to go through these!)
Now i know...1970s and 1980s porn stars wear swim suits and those 1 piece lingerie instead of bikinis, g-strings, thongs and brazilians. And somehow i think the trend back then is to have arm-pit hair! I think Dad and mom gonna kill me if they know i found out about these LOL!
posted by mango at 5:56 PM
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