Saturday, July 22, 2006
Dear Prick
Your presence spices up the community, the virtual one that's known as the internet. You spend your time 'buzzing' irritatingly around the net, to your own delight but much to everyone's disgust. Blogs, forums, and any site that enables you to key in a comment is your nest.
You chanced upon something your eyes doesn't like, something your gigantic ego couldn't take, something that triggers that 13 year old brain of yours.....and suddenly you decide you know everything. Suddenly you know the person inside out - you don't know in fact, you assumed. Should we address you as Jesus or Buddha then?
And so you start posting your so call 'opinion' like nobody's business. You type freely with all sorts of vulgarties without using your brains but well I almost forgot yours is that of a 13 year old. Your brain cells haven't reached 'puberty' and probably would never reach. You insult basically someone who doesn't even know of your existence. You pro-claim yourself as smart but your actions pinpoint you as childish.
You find yourself satisfied with what you've just wrote and was about to click the 'submit', 'send' or whatever button there is when u suddenly felt something wrong. You decided that the name your pitiful parents gave you was a shame, or rather u're too ashamed to use your own name.
So what do you do? You used nonsensical and ludicrous nicks such as 'loser', 'your mom', 'your dad'. Nicks which even a clown circus wouldnt even contemplate using. Thats how low u scooped. If you haven't realized it, all that you've done gave u another screen name other than PRICK. The 'exclusive' screen name 'computer hero' is specially signed to you.
Don't know what is a 'computer hero'?
A 'computer hero' is someone who acts like a hero or incredible person BEHIND the screen, flaming people, polluting the netscape.
Thats how pathetic you are. Yeah Yeah Yeah you claim you could do this and that, you know this and that but we know actions speaks louder than words. And your actions? Buzzing around like an irritating prick.
What is a prick?
A prick is an irritating person similiar to that of a housefly. You eat at the coffeeshop and it comes near you. You chase it away and it comes again. 1 clasp of the palms and the prick is dead.
That's how weak and pathetic a prick is, in reality. Thank you though, for entertaining the cyberspace with your amusing comments and actions. However, Mr Clown at the moscow circus wouldn't be proud of you though. :)
Your presence spices up the community, the virtual one that's known as the internet. You spend your time 'buzzing' irritatingly around the net, to your own delight but much to everyone's disgust. Blogs, forums, and any site that enables you to key in a comment is your nest.
You chanced upon something your eyes doesn't like, something your gigantic ego couldn't take, something that triggers that 13 year old brain of yours.....and suddenly you decide you know everything. Suddenly you know the person inside out - you don't know in fact, you assumed. Should we address you as Jesus or Buddha then?
And so you start posting your so call 'opinion' like nobody's business. You type freely with all sorts of vulgarties without using your brains but well I almost forgot yours is that of a 13 year old. Your brain cells haven't reached 'puberty' and probably would never reach. You insult basically someone who doesn't even know of your existence. You pro-claim yourself as smart but your actions pinpoint you as childish.
You find yourself satisfied with what you've just wrote and was about to click the 'submit', 'send' or whatever button there is when u suddenly felt something wrong. You decided that the name your pitiful parents gave you was a shame, or rather u're too ashamed to use your own name.
So what do you do? You used nonsensical and ludicrous nicks such as 'loser', 'your mom', 'your dad'. Nicks which even a clown circus wouldnt even contemplate using. Thats how low u scooped. If you haven't realized it, all that you've done gave u another screen name other than PRICK. The 'exclusive' screen name 'computer hero' is specially signed to you.
Don't know what is a 'computer hero'?
A 'computer hero' is someone who acts like a hero or incredible person BEHIND the screen, flaming people, polluting the netscape.
Thats how pathetic you are. Yeah Yeah Yeah you claim you could do this and that, you know this and that but we know actions speaks louder than words. And your actions? Buzzing around like an irritating prick.
What is a prick?
A prick is an irritating person similiar to that of a housefly. You eat at the coffeeshop and it comes near you. You chase it away and it comes again. 1 clasp of the palms and the prick is dead.
That's how weak and pathetic a prick is, in reality. Thank you though, for entertaining the cyberspace with your amusing comments and actions. However, Mr Clown at the moscow circus wouldn't be proud of you though. :)
posted by mango at 12:19 AM
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