Saturday, May 20, 2006
We are all liars!
Humans are all bitches! We love to complain and accuse people of cheating us, lying to us, hurting us and all sorts of shits! In truth, sometimes we should jolly well take a look at ourselves in the mirror. We're no better, admit it. Really, no matter how fucking big ur ego is or how fucking high ur pride is, just admit it! That u're just a bloody big fat liar as well!
In a break up, more than often enough I see girls accusing their guy of cheating on them or lying to them. They will go like...."why must u hurt me?! why must u lie to me!!?!"
It may be true that the bastard did lie, but maybe she should ask herself if she'd ever lied behind his back as well? Or that she knew beforehand well enough that he's such a bastard and yet choose to be with him? Or is she simply accusing her of this and that out of being sour?
During a job interview, the interviewer ask if u've experience in this line of job in the past. Are u going to be honest and hope ur honesty apleases him/her and get the job and say "NO, I'm new in this field". Or would u say "Yes, I have....bla bla bla experience and have done bla bla bla such jobs.." just to make sure than u stand a higher chance of being hired?
Then we have our daily lives, if u're a salesman and a customer walks into ur shop and have a hard time choosing between 2 different cameras. Will u tell him camera A is better just because it would mean u earn more in commission when instead camera B is the better one but cheaper?
Humans are just bitches u see! We talk about how being honest is good for everyone...we talk about how we want to be treated fairly and yet if we're in the shoes of a salesman, look what we would have done. We would go for profits! We would go for personal benefits!
We're all just a bunch of selfish bastards and bitches!
U sometimes wonder why all your kakis or friends went MIA (missing in action) when u need someone to accompany u or whatever. Why don't u ask urself then when ur friends ask u out have u ever give them a freaking lame excuse?! Excuses = Lies and karma do exists! End of story!
Nobody likes to be lied to, but we sometimes just don't realize that we ourselves are just as big a liar as anyone too. Maybe our pride and egos are too big to accept it. Too bad, thats the ugly side of humans. Thats why we have all those empty promises, scam cases in courts, ugly scandals, and so much more going on in the reality.
U can still say "NO! I'm a really honest lad!" But I will tell u no matter how honest u are there are bounds to be times in life u lied!
Don't even excuse urself by saying "aiya its a white lie mah". Because a lie is still a lie, be it white or black. Milk is still milk be it chocolate or strawberry correct? Chocolate and strawberry and whatever flavours there are, are just like 'types' - the type of lies.
Firstly we have those hopeless ones who lie through their skin. Its like a whore saying she'd never had sex before! Okie i know there are chances of the whore being a virgin but what kind of chances? 0.1%? 0.01%? or 0.0001%?
Secondly, we have those very fucking awful one like a cheating spouse to a fucking swindler. Then u have those terrible ones like telling ur best pal u can't accompany him/her at the 11th hour because 'ur dad is hospitalized' when instead its because a HOT girl/guy is asking u out at the last minute as well.
U also have those nearly as bad ones like telling all sorts of nice shits in front of someone and then licking ur boss's shoes by rubbishing all u can about him/her to get urself promoted. Or u could be telling ur gf how much u love her but in fact deep inside u couldn't even get over ur ex. Face the truth, how could u love someone when u can't even get over ur past. U couldn't get over the past because it means alot to u and so how could u be loving another person so soon? End of story!
Those who insist they're dead honest at this point of reading, let me tell u - FUCK U! Nobody's a perfectly honest person no matter how nice, good or incredible he/she is! So stop being such a dickhead and for the sake of making urself feel good. Feel good my ass alright!
We live in a world of lies, so take it in your stride and get on with it. Whats the point of complaining about it like u're being owned a million bucks? Seriously, being owned a million bucks is just of so much more importance and have so much more reasons to complain about than being lied.
Even if everyone's a liar, there are still good and bad people all around. Lies are just like blood flowing in our bodies, it will only disappear when we die.
Humans are all bitches! We love to complain and accuse people of cheating us, lying to us, hurting us and all sorts of shits! In truth, sometimes we should jolly well take a look at ourselves in the mirror. We're no better, admit it. Really, no matter how fucking big ur ego is or how fucking high ur pride is, just admit it! That u're just a bloody big fat liar as well!
In a break up, more than often enough I see girls accusing their guy of cheating on them or lying to them. They will go like...."why must u hurt me?! why must u lie to me!!?!"
It may be true that the bastard did lie, but maybe she should ask herself if she'd ever lied behind his back as well? Or that she knew beforehand well enough that he's such a bastard and yet choose to be with him? Or is she simply accusing her of this and that out of being sour?
During a job interview, the interviewer ask if u've experience in this line of job in the past. Are u going to be honest and hope ur honesty apleases him/her and get the job and say "NO, I'm new in this field". Or would u say "Yes, I have....bla bla bla experience and have done bla bla bla such jobs.." just to make sure than u stand a higher chance of being hired?
Then we have our daily lives, if u're a salesman and a customer walks into ur shop and have a hard time choosing between 2 different cameras. Will u tell him camera A is better just because it would mean u earn more in commission when instead camera B is the better one but cheaper?
Humans are just bitches u see! We talk about how being honest is good for everyone...we talk about how we want to be treated fairly and yet if we're in the shoes of a salesman, look what we would have done. We would go for profits! We would go for personal benefits!
We're all just a bunch of selfish bastards and bitches!
U sometimes wonder why all your kakis or friends went MIA (missing in action) when u need someone to accompany u or whatever. Why don't u ask urself then when ur friends ask u out have u ever give them a freaking lame excuse?! Excuses = Lies and karma do exists! End of story!
Nobody likes to be lied to, but we sometimes just don't realize that we ourselves are just as big a liar as anyone too. Maybe our pride and egos are too big to accept it. Too bad, thats the ugly side of humans. Thats why we have all those empty promises, scam cases in courts, ugly scandals, and so much more going on in the reality.
U can still say "NO! I'm a really honest lad!" But I will tell u no matter how honest u are there are bounds to be times in life u lied!
Don't even excuse urself by saying "aiya its a white lie mah". Because a lie is still a lie, be it white or black. Milk is still milk be it chocolate or strawberry correct? Chocolate and strawberry and whatever flavours there are, are just like 'types' - the type of lies.
Firstly we have those hopeless ones who lie through their skin. Its like a whore saying she'd never had sex before! Okie i know there are chances of the whore being a virgin but what kind of chances? 0.1%? 0.01%? or 0.0001%?
Secondly, we have those very fucking awful one like a cheating spouse to a fucking swindler. Then u have those terrible ones like telling ur best pal u can't accompany him/her at the 11th hour because 'ur dad is hospitalized' when instead its because a HOT girl/guy is asking u out at the last minute as well.
U also have those nearly as bad ones like telling all sorts of nice shits in front of someone and then licking ur boss's shoes by rubbishing all u can about him/her to get urself promoted. Or u could be telling ur gf how much u love her but in fact deep inside u couldn't even get over ur ex. Face the truth, how could u love someone when u can't even get over ur past. U couldn't get over the past because it means alot to u and so how could u be loving another person so soon? End of story!
Those who insist they're dead honest at this point of reading, let me tell u - FUCK U! Nobody's a perfectly honest person no matter how nice, good or incredible he/she is! So stop being such a dickhead and for the sake of making urself feel good. Feel good my ass alright!
We live in a world of lies, so take it in your stride and get on with it. Whats the point of complaining about it like u're being owned a million bucks? Seriously, being owned a million bucks is just of so much more importance and have so much more reasons to complain about than being lied.
Even if everyone's a liar, there are still good and bad people all around. Lies are just like blood flowing in our bodies, it will only disappear when we die.
posted by mango at 1:50 AM
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