Monday, October 03, 2005
Women are like fishes
This extracted post is somehow interesting and honestly i've long had an idea that women can be class into diferent categories but i just don't have an idea what kind of categories. Now at least, i know they can be classed into the fishes category!
First, you have the guppy. Fairly commonplace, sometimes colourful, sometimes not. Almost always uninteresting, they tend to keep to themselves.
Next comes the goldfish, who wants to play with you, has a three-second memory and doesn't really mind if you're coming or going. By this, she meant the typical FB.
Then you have the dolphin. Somewhat more alluring, and once you start playing with dolphins, they always want more. More of your time, more of your attention, more of everything!!
Lastly there's the shark. The one that comes right after you and rips everything apart, your dick isn't spared neither. Think bunny boiler a la Fatal Attraction.
Don't u notice all 4 fishes seem to suck, none seem to be a good one haha but i guess i would have a Dolphin if i'm forced to choose! Haha i was thinking why don't have jelly fish, look so seductive and beautiful outside but once u go near it or touch it u get poisoned and die. Anyway, no offence to u ladies, this is just something which i thought might be of interest to everyone....cheers!
This extracted post is somehow interesting and honestly i've long had an idea that women can be class into diferent categories but i just don't have an idea what kind of categories. Now at least, i know they can be classed into the fishes category!
First, you have the guppy. Fairly commonplace, sometimes colourful, sometimes not. Almost always uninteresting, they tend to keep to themselves.
Next comes the goldfish, who wants to play with you, has a three-second memory and doesn't really mind if you're coming or going. By this, she meant the typical FB.
Then you have the dolphin. Somewhat more alluring, and once you start playing with dolphins, they always want more. More of your time, more of your attention, more of everything!!
Lastly there's the shark. The one that comes right after you and rips everything apart, your dick isn't spared neither. Think bunny boiler a la Fatal Attraction.
Don't u notice all 4 fishes seem to suck, none seem to be a good one haha but i guess i would have a Dolphin if i'm forced to choose! Haha i was thinking why don't have jelly fish, look so seductive and beautiful outside but once u go near it or touch it u get poisoned and die. Anyway, no offence to u ladies, this is just something which i thought might be of interest to everyone....cheers!
posted by mango at 11:30 PM
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