Saturday, April 08, 2006
Food for thought

I need someone to explain these to me, interesting!

  • Why are people so scared of mice but love mickey mouse?
  • Why is vanilla ice-cream white but vanilla extract brown?
  • If marriage means u felll in love does divorce mean u climbed out?
  • If shampoo comes in so many colors why is the lather on your head always white?
  • In a hamburger, why is the top half of the bun always bigger than the bottom one?
  • How can sweet and sour sauce be sweet and sour at the same time?
  • If a rabbit's foot is a lucky charm that people carry with them, what happen to the footless rabbit?
  • Why do we always say "bye bye" but not "hi hi"
  • If Dracula has no reflection why does he always have a straight parting in his hair?
  • Why is it called pineapple when there is neither pine nor apple in it?
  • Why is it called eggplant when there is no egg in it?
  • Why is a blackboard always green in color?
  • Why is it so good to be daddy's girl but not mommy's girl?
  • If love is blind, why is lingere so popular?
  • Why do sucide pilots bother to wear helmets when they're going to hell anyway?

posted by mango at 6:31 PM

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