Tuesday, November 28, 2006
A Singaporean Lifestyle
In Singapore, majority of us live in Highly Dangerous Buildings (HDB), and most people have already got used to Paying and Paying (PAP) all the time.
Not only do you have to pay, you Pay Until Bankrupt (PUB)! And if that's not good enough, somebody still Purposely Wanna Dig (PWD) and get more from you.
So what more can you do when you are in the Money Only Enviroment (MOE)?
With the current Mad Accounting System (MAS), you are forced to Pay the Sum Ahead (PSA), which leaves some people Permanently Owing Some Banks (POSB) and forced to live on the Loan Technique Always (LTA).
When you fall sick, you are admitted into one of the few Money Operating Hospitals (MOH). You are able to use your Cash Pior to Funeral (CPF) fund to pay your bills there.
If you are suay though, you may meet doctors who Never Use Heart (NUH) to treat treat you and you will be Sure to Give up Hope (SGH).
Government also says that to discourage people from buying too many cars, motorists have to Pay Cash on Expressways (COE).
If that doesn't helps, they always Enternally Raise Prices (ERP) on major roads in the city.
If you don't own a car, you can always Make a mad Rush to the Train (MRT), or get squashed like a ham in a hamburger in a bus Side by Side (SBS).
Lastly, under all these pressure from school or work commitments, there aren't many places we can relax, not even the good old places we used to go because it has become So Expensive and Nothing To See Actually (SENTOSA) !!
posted by mango at 12:09 PM
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