Monday, March 19, 2007
Types of Clubbers
Recently, I've been observing various types of clubbers and finally I can conclude 8 of the most common ones. Its really interesting noticing their body language, the way they move, walk or even drink. No lah, I'm definitely not a pervert I've just been seeing too much disbelieving stuffs these days at the clubs, bars and ktv pubs.
The most commonly found types. The only thing on their mind when they go clubbing/pubbing is to make sure their little brothers are satisfied at the end of the night, be it grinding a chick or should they get luckier, bedding her. They are the reasons why girls these days stereotype guys as having bad motives or desperate even when they're not. All thanks to them!
They are entertainment free of charge! Maybe they're trying to impress someone out there, or maybe they're trying to imitate their idols but whatever it is, they often fail miserably but the worst part is that they didn't seem to be ashamed of their stunts and continue to do even more, acting like they can dance, especially those who swing their arms wildly like some retards. Last week, a waiter was carrying a tray of tequila shots i supposed and this fucking mad fella swinged his arms so hard and high that he ended up smashing his fist into the waiter's face and toppling over his tray. Enough said....they belong to the african or tamil nadu clubs!
These type can be consider old wives tales already but somehow I still can't give them a miss. Its an eye sore seeing someone walking like some peacock when their face is like some rhino. Its even worse when they give u the kind of 'hey-im-not-int-in-u' looks when ur not even the least interested!
They are usually guys who are alll out to impress girls or trying to get them drunk but end up getting drunk themselves. The ladies in this category are usually those who are all out to get wasted, usually because they r upset with some relationship problems or something. Ever seen someone getting high over a bottle of beer? =D
I hate them, they think their gfs are some 1000 carat diamond gems that they often place their hands fully around their girls when they walk, like we're gonna snatch their girls away anytime soon. Thats not the end of it, the "this is MY GIRL" looks on their face is irritatable to irritate even the calmest person.
Immature and childish, they are the worst kind u can meet, often teenagers who pick a fight or trouble for the tiny-est of reasons. A nice party and great music is sometimes screwed up by such people who probably watched too much "young and dangerous" vcds.
Ever seen people who stand there like a piece of stone without moving in a crowd of dancing peeps? God knows what the hell they are doing on the dance floor standing there staring at people when its already packed enough. Once I was at the dance floor and this fella just wasn't moving, he was so fat and taking up so much space on the packed dance floor pissing everyone off. Thats not all, he has those sweaty bodies!
They are mostly fishermen but some are extremely daring. A poor guy was once slapped by a girl who thought he touched her butt when it was another pair of hands which did it. Desperate and pervertic, even guys aren't spared sometimes!
Alrights I know I haven't been blogging for quite sometime so here's a little update, last week I got 3 consecutive days of MCs due to high fever, flu and cough. Hence there's one reason why I didn't blog. Managed to recover in time on Friday to head down to Obar with my fcukit gang. Weekends was plainly simple, nightlife with SzeWei as usual on sat and then went down to collect the tickets for shodown2 party. Here are the pictures captured.
This is what we call Gay Train!
Even scandalous gay stuffs!
They just wont let us snap pics peacefully!
See? Grrrr..
Charlene & Bubbles
Poor desmond
The famous HK cheese pork chop spaghetti
kim
Pauline & Sueann the extra
Vain!
Recently, I've been observing various types of clubbers and finally I can conclude 8 of the most common ones. Its really interesting noticing their body language, the way they move, walk or even drink. No lah, I'm definitely not a pervert I've just been seeing too much disbelieving stuffs these days at the clubs, bars and ktv pubs.
The most commonly found types. The only thing on their mind when they go clubbing/pubbing is to make sure their little brothers are satisfied at the end of the night, be it grinding a chick or should they get luckier, bedding her. They are the reasons why girls these days stereotype guys as having bad motives or desperate even when they're not. All thanks to them!
They are entertainment free of charge! Maybe they're trying to impress someone out there, or maybe they're trying to imitate their idols but whatever it is, they often fail miserably but the worst part is that they didn't seem to be ashamed of their stunts and continue to do even more, acting like they can dance, especially those who swing their arms wildly like some retards. Last week, a waiter was carrying a tray of tequila shots i supposed and this fucking mad fella swinged his arms so hard and high that he ended up smashing his fist into the waiter's face and toppling over his tray. Enough said....they belong to the african or tamil nadu clubs!
These type can be consider old wives tales already but somehow I still can't give them a miss. Its an eye sore seeing someone walking like some peacock when their face is like some rhino. Its even worse when they give u the kind of 'hey-im-not-int-in-u' looks when ur not even the least interested!
They are usually guys who are alll out to impress girls or trying to get them drunk but end up getting drunk themselves. The ladies in this category are usually those who are all out to get wasted, usually because they r upset with some relationship problems or something. Ever seen someone getting high over a bottle of beer? =D
I hate them, they think their gfs are some 1000 carat diamond gems that they often place their hands fully around their girls when they walk, like we're gonna snatch their girls away anytime soon. Thats not the end of it, the "this is MY GIRL" looks on their face is irritatable to irritate even the calmest person.
Immature and childish, they are the worst kind u can meet, often teenagers who pick a fight or trouble for the tiny-est of reasons. A nice party and great music is sometimes screwed up by such people who probably watched too much "young and dangerous" vcds.
Ever seen people who stand there like a piece of stone without moving in a crowd of dancing peeps? God knows what the hell they are doing on the dance floor standing there staring at people when its already packed enough. Once I was at the dance floor and this fella just wasn't moving, he was so fat and taking up so much space on the packed dance floor pissing everyone off. Thats not all, he has those sweaty bodies!
They are mostly fishermen but some are extremely daring. A poor guy was once slapped by a girl who thought he touched her butt when it was another pair of hands which did it. Desperate and pervertic, even guys aren't spared sometimes!
Alrights I know I haven't been blogging for quite sometime so here's a little update, last week I got 3 consecutive days of MCs due to high fever, flu and cough. Hence there's one reason why I didn't blog. Managed to recover in time on Friday to head down to Obar with my fcukit gang. Weekends was plainly simple, nightlife with SzeWei as usual on sat and then went down to collect the tickets for shodown2 party. Here are the pictures captured.
This is what we call Gay Train!
Even scandalous gay stuffs!
They just wont let us snap pics peacefully!
See? Grrrr..
Charlene & Bubbles
Poor desmond
The famous HK cheese pork chop spaghetti
kim
Pauline & Sueann the extra
Vain!
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