Stages of a guy's life

I've already thought there are stages life. It's not a myth it's a fact actually. For guys and girls' they tend to be different. Taking away the growing up years as a really young kid, a guy's life should revolve around these stages.

Stage 1 - The bashful school-boy's days
Primary and Secondary school days are some of the most memorable and freedom-able (does this word exists?) days isn't it? Those are also some of the most bashful times and there's always the "forget to bring or hand in homework" problem. Afternoons are always so free and spent at home playing games, chatting, hitting the mall or even sleeping at home.

Stage 2 - The decisive years
I refer these years as the post secondary school years where we either go to colleage, poly, ite, private studies or simply give up education altogether. These are the decisive years that will shape many futures and determine where we go from there. To nearly every guy, that piece of paper is as important as having balls.

Stage 3 - The dreaded E
Enlistment. A word which no guy really fancy seeing or hearing. These are some of the more adventurous and yet miserable days of our lives. And the truth is that no females (unless they enlist themselves), will ever understand what it's like to lead a regimental life. Be it ur doing combat, office, medic or whatever vocations. A girl can never understand how terrible it is being made to do things a guy have never thought he'd do all his life. This is the period were most guys will come out more disciplined and matured but there will always be exceptions.

Stage 4 - Workaholics
The days of work, work, work and more work, the career days. Career and savings are extremely important for guys. It determines how stable he is and that I'm sure is extremely important to ladies when they consider a marital partner. Thats probably why u see so many ugly guys having extremely hot or pretty gfs out on the streets.

Stage 5 - The dreaded M
Marriage means being caged up for some guys. It meant the end of their freedom period and being tied down for good. This probably explains why some guys dread the word so much they will avoid it no matter what. Anyway for the rest, marriage simply mean the closure of old chapters and the opening of a brand new chapter and lease of life. It's truly the period where they become men. That's the day where their life changes forever, having another mouth to feed and another half to be responsible for.

I'm at stage 3 of course and quite simply it sucks, it sucks to know that today's a Monday!